How dangerous are trees?

On Europe’s most romantic boulevard in Târgu Mureș, Romania, these signs were nailed to the trees a few months ago:

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“ATTENTION!” the signs scream out in two languages, (mis?)informing the public that these are “sick trees undergoing treatment”. People are warned of “standing around, parking or sitting on benches,” as if the trees were toxic or dangerous.

Given the municipality’s history of chopping off any tree that they can get hold of – and yesterday they began on Bulevardul Cetăţii itself – it is obvious that these signs are not intended as a warning, but to skew public opinion. If these trees were really as dangerous as the signs imply, the boulevard would be cordoned off. It isn’t and of course people still sit, walk, run, eat and park there.

I have noticed in discussions that some people unfortunately fall for this scaremongering. They really believe that these trees are dangerous.

Yet, if you look at them – and if you are in Târgu Mureș, I suggest you go there for a lovely stroll – you will see the trees standing there peacefully, providing shade and fresh air, not looking sick or old and not threatening or harming anyone. These are not even particularly tall or heavy trees, they are hardly taller than lampposts.

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Again and again I hear “But what if a tree falls over and kills a child?” – But trees don’t simply fall over from one minute to the next (for those who missed biology in school: they have roots in the ground). People actually fall over far more often by themselves (Palincă!), without the help of any tree.

And what do you suggest if you are actually afraid of falling trees? Killing all the trees in the city? In the whole country? Or globally? No, coincidentally, the trees are only “dangerous” in the area where someone wants to build a house or a parking space.

Also, even the “trees are dangerous” folks only argue that trees are dangerous in a severe storm. Târgu Mureș is not really in a tornado area, so this doesn’t seem to be a regular problem. And there is a simple solution to it: When there is a tornado or a hurricane, don’t go outside! In fact, if there ever will be a tornado, there are more dangerous things that will fly around, yet nobody proposes to dismantle and remove all street signs, advertisement boards, newspaper kiosks and tables and chairs outside of cafés. Why only the trees, the only objects which are firmly rooted in the ground?

The discussion becomes particularly absurd when tree-phobics argue that falling trees could harm cars. I wouldn’t have thought that I need to point this out, but of the two – trees and cars – the latter is no the living being. Cars don’t feel pain. If they are dented, they can be repaired. If a tree is cut, it’s dead. And if you are so terribly afraid of a daily tornado, park your car somewhere else. Or take the bus. – By the way, between trees and cars, guess which of them kill more people in Târgu Mureș every year?

In reality, the trees shouldn’t carry warning signs around their neck – we should.

But for the municipality, it’s quite convenient to divert attention from the real health risks in town, from those which actually kill people and make their lives miserable. It’s sad that some people fall for this plot.

"Don't look at me! The trees are your real problem."

“Don’t look at me! The trees are your real problem.”

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Târgu Mureș: Time for Treevenge!

The municipality of Târgu Mureș in Romania is on a tree-cutting mission. This morning, they have begun to fell trees on Europe’s most romantic boulevard.

I am dedicating the following film to all those in city hall who are involved in these massacres. May they find a similar fate!

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Târgu Mureș: the Massacre has begun

Yesterday, Bulevardul Cetăţii in Târgu Mureș looked like this. Green, peaceful, refreshing, romantic. A place to sit, wander, relax, read, talk and smoke. A place where memories from childhood come alive and where new memories are formed.

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This morning, chainsaws roared. The first step was taken in destroying this idyllic place. The first step in the destruction of a boulevard that is not only unique in Romania, but in all of Europe. The first step in destroying the heart and the soul of Târgu Mureș. The first step in making it a town like any other, just with more ammonia in the air.

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I am so angry about people who think that another spot to park a car is more important than a tree. Where are you going to take your children to eat ice cream? Where do you think your son should take his girlfriend for a walk? Where are you going to teach your daughter to ride a bicycle? In a car park? If you think that cars are more important than trees, move to Bucharest!

I am also angry about the municipality which has been providing conflicting information about its plans for Bulevardul Cetăţii. You are just running this town because you have been elected for a few years. Don’t make rash decisions which will deny the beauty of this boulevard to all future generations, way beyond the term that you were elected for. When a city representative says that no trees will be cut down, and we discover that this was not true, then we feel deceived and lied to. Lied to by the people who have been elected by us, are supposed to work for us and are paid by us.

I am also angry about the many people in Târgu Mureș who want to protect Bulevardul Cetăţii but don’t get their ass off the couch. You can’t protect trees by sitting at home and posting something on the internet! We need to get out and show how much we care. We need to show that trees are more important to us than yet more concrete and cars. We need to show that we have an idea what kind of Târgu Mureș we want to live in.

I am angry about the people who say “there is nothing we can do,” without even trying. There are many things we can do! Even if the municipality tries to keep their plans secret (which is a strange thing to do in a democracy), I am sure that enough people are involved for one of them to give an anonymous tip of the next tree-cutting. Or the people who live there or pass by will notice. And then everyone who cares should be notified immediately, and we all swarm to Bulevardul Cetăţii and hug the trees – or even chain ourselves to the trees – to protect them from chainsaws and axes. We only need a few hundred people for this. In a city of 135,000, that shouldn’t be a problem.

The trees cannot defend themselves. They need our help!

What have I done to you??

“What have I done to you??”

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Easily Confused (47) Shooting the Deputy

“I shot the sheriff, but I didn’t shoot no deputy”:

We didn’t shoot the caliph, but we shot the deputy:

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Mother’s Day

For Mother’s Day I will share a few photos of my mother, all of them taken by my brother when both of them visited me in Romania in December 2014.

In Turda I explained the workings of a salt mine, 18 levels below the ground.

Mutter Treppe

Mutter Turda

Through deep snow, I chased her all the way to the peak of Harghita Mădăraș.

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Despite Arctic weather conditions, I did not allow her to return until we had reached the summit. At an altitude of 1,800 meters the wind was so icy and the fog so dense, that we could only remain for a brief time though.

Mutter Harghita Madaras 3

On the way back, the weather at last improved.

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We were frozen and soaking wet from the snow, so I decided to take it a bit easy the next day. It was time for a walk around Târgu Mureș, the lovely city which I currently live in.

Here I explain the Orthodox Cathedral. (Like most Western Europeans, my mother had never been to an Orthodox church.)

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And of course the splendid Palace of Culture.

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Driving to Brașov, we more or less accidentally stumbled across the impressive ruined castle outside of Saschiz.

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And then it got really tough. I wanted to climb Piatra Mică. With 1,816 meters this mountain is not too high, but the route chosen by us required quite a bit of climbing. In December. In the snow. Without any climbing equipment. And without any of us having hiked this path before.

It began relatively easily, but after a few hours Mom was already exhausted.

Mutter Piatra Mica 1Mutter Piatra Mica 2Mutter Piatra Mica 3Mutter Piatra Mica 4The view of the surrounding mountains did however provide ample compensation for the exertions.

Mutter Piatra Mica 5But then the actual climbing was only about to begin. The trail was marked as dangerous, but because neither my mother nor my brother speak Romanian, I could keep that information secret from them.

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From a certain point onward, giving up and walking/climbing back didn’t make sense because the way back would have been just as far and dangerous.

Mutter Klettern 4With great effort (me), swearing (my mother) and laughing (my brother), we reached the peak. Magnificent views in all directions!

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We would have loved to stay longer, but our biggest threat was the mercilessly impending darkness. All other mountaineers that we encountered were already on their descent. They also informed us that while Piatra Mică is not Romania’s highest mountain, it is the steepest.

For our 65-year old mother who hadn’t climbed a mountain in decades, this was an impressive feat. It confirmed my conviction that anyone can achieve more than they think they physically can.

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During our descent, I could finally smoke one of the cigars which my mother had brought for Christmas. The way down was indeed arduous, slippery (all of us fell repeatedly and came away with several contusions), and for the last hour we were wandering in darkness through the bear-infested forest. At least my brother had thought of a flashlight.

The next day we took the cable car to Bâlea Lake, which is located at an altitude of 2,034 meters and was completely frozen over. I had planned another extreme hike, but visibility was really too limited. When a storm warning came in, we rushed back into the valley as fast as we could.

Mutter Lac BaleaI am often asked if my parents and siblings don’t miss me because I haven’t been living in Germany for six years already. Of course they don’t! It is much better for them that they can visit me in a different country every year.

You children who live in the same town for all of your life, you deny your parents the greatest joy! Is this your way to say thanks? Ungrateful brats!

(Zur deutschen Fassung.)

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A cigar a day keeps the doctor away

In Budapest, I saw this health warning on a cigar which I bought to reward myself for having run my best result ever in a half marathon:

cigar appleI don’t speak Hungarian, but the picture of an apple indicated to me that this cigar is extra-healthy, has lots of vitamins and will make me live long and prosper. I knew cigars were good for my health!

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Air Show

I had too much work yesterday to attend the air show in Targu Mures (Romania), but luckily I could observe part of the display from my apartment.

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Yes, the house opposite would benefit from a fresh coat of paint.

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A small town on the way to the championship

“Why did you pick Targu Mures?” I am being asked ever since I moved here. Now I can reply with confidence: “Because we are going to win the Romanian football championship.”

And the local team, ASA Tirgu Mures, was only promoted from second to first division in this season. After a surprise victory against Steaua Bucharest last week, ASA now is at the top position of the league, two points ahead of said Bucharest which has already won the Romanian championship 25 times. A small town club wins against the Romanian Bayern Munich and is close to a sensation with only five matches remaining.

Thus, for the first time in my life I attend a first division football match. The ticket booth opens at 5 p.m. the day before the match. The club announced that 2,500 tickets are still available. The stadium has 8,200 seats. Expecting a huge demand, I am in front of the stadium exactly at 5 p.m. and join the long queue. At the other side of the road, the old stadium is rotting away. The “fan shop” is a small wooden stall, askew and closed. Everything is more personable than at the snooty millionaires’ clubs. “This is like under Ceaușescu” a guy in front of me comments on the length of the queue, in which I spot some sports jackets with the names of former county or district league teams in Germany who have probably gone out of business since.

After 30 minutes it’s my turn. Which seats I want to have? Directly behind the goals, a seat is 5 lei (= 1,14 €) and on the side stands it costs 10 lei (= 2,28 €). For a first division match of the league leader! Incredible.

But there are actually still tickets left the next day. The stadium is not sold out, for which the weather may be responsible. It has been raining the whole day, dark clouds hang above the stadium, with the floodlights which have already been switched on for kick-off at 6:30 p.m. looking like four suns. Some of the spectators wear wellingtons and angler’s jackets. Others carry plastic bags against the rain because umbrellas must be deposited at the entrance gate.

Just before admittance time, the kind of fans show up due to whom I have always been skeptical towards football (not to speak of the customary attitude of intellectuals to look down on ball games). About a dozen young men march towards the stadium in step, waving scarves in the club’s colors above their heads and shouting “Mures, Mures, Mures”. When I see these groups of fans, I cannot but associate it with fascist mass gatherings. The uniforms, the shouting, the idolization, the eager deferral of the individual for the sake of the mass, the glorification of fighting and the denigration of opponents.

But the reader expects a report on a football match, not an essay on political philosophy. So we kick off: the most obvious difference between the two teams is their age. The players of ASA Tirgu Mures could be the fathers of those of FC Viitorul Constanta. On the one side are old men with full beards and some beginnings of paunches, on the other side slim and fast teenagers. ASA plays more of a robust fighting game, not exactly delicate. When Constanta are in possession of the ball, they strive forward like a flash, all the way to the home goal where the boys ultimately flounder. Some of the players of ASA Tirgu Mures are in their late thirties, with the experience and calmness that come with it.

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The match goes back and forth, with about the same amount of action in both sides of the pitch. No team is dominating. In the 37th minute, one of Constanta’s players is sent off with a red card, although altogether ASA have been the rougher team. The home team’s numerical advantage does not break Constanta’s will and doesn’t seem to tip the match.

The loud scream of a Constanta player pierces through the rain. He goes to the ground. That sounds like genuine pain. Two players crashed their heads together when they both tried to hit the ball, without any malicious intent. The Constanta player lies on the ground motionless, the ASA man doesn’t care and walks away. I am shocked not because of the roughness of the game, but because of the brutal reactions: The spectators are booing at the injured man lying on the pitch. When the medics run onto the field, the verbal hostilities and sneering shouts become louder even. The medics are being insulted. A human being is injured, but the Mures fans in the stadium display the worst side of humankind. Shocking, and now I am back with my initial concerns about football.

Shortly before halftime, ASA Tirgu Mures scores 1-0, more of a relieving than an encouraging intermediate result. During the break, some of the spectators go home, totally soaked and shivering. In the aisles between the rows of seats, the water runs like in the canals in Venice. After the first half, I can’t really blame anyone for leaving. It was not exactly Premier League level. But those who leave now will kick themselves in 45 minutes for having missed the match of the season.

Because the second half begins with Mures scoring 2-0. “Campioni, campioni” the crowd shouts enthusiastically, as if the championship is already in the bag. But ASA Mures cannot allow any blunder in the next four matches, as long as record-holding champions Bucharest are so closely at ASA’s tail.

Then the 3-0, like a copy of the 2-0. ASA dominates, Constanta has folded. Another 25 minutes to go. To celebrate, I light a cigar, because this result cannot be turned around anymore. And indeed the show continues: 4-0. This half reminds me of the World Cup match between Germany and Brazil. 4-1, a small slip, no one cheers for the goal against ASA. Are there even any fans that came from the Black Sea coast? I don’t notice any. 5-1. ASA Tirgu Mures can now play as if Constanta is no longer on the pitch. 6-1. The scoreboard can hardly keep up, as the goals are scored within minutes of each other.

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Final whistle. The highest win of the season. Calls of “campioni, campioni”, but the players are too exhausted to dwell on the grass for a long time. Although the rain has stopped, the spectators quickly empty the stadium. I recognize the joy about a football festival, also a certain pride that the hometown is now known all over the country, but I cannot detect much authentic identification with the team.

Some of the attendees tell me that they are still fans of the team from the 1970s that played in the UEFA Cup three times (and never made it beyond the first round), and that the current team has only been purchased together from Brazil and Senegal. They have a point and such a concept is probably not sustainable. If another club offers more, the men (the word “mercenary” is often used when talking about this) are gone.

The whole thing becomes even more dubious when one learns that the football team is financed by the municipality. In front of the city hall in Targu Mures there is a statue of Romulus and Remus in memory of the Roman heritage, but of “panem et circenses” only the circus remains. Meanwhile, the roads are dotted with potholes, old people starve through the winter on a measly pension, public buildings are in decay and a few thousand citizens of Targu Mures live in quarters which can only be described as slums.

It’s all a matter of priorities.

(Hier geht es zur deutschen Fassung dieses Berichts.)

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Ed Miliband presents new Labour leader

"This guy with the funny hat can do it better than me."

“This guy with the funny hat can do it better than me.”

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Two guys walk 60 km to eat a soup.

A friend from Târgu Mureș asked me last Sunday if I felt like “going on a little hike to the hills outside of town”. Of course I felt like it. He wanted to hike to Miercurea Nirajului. I didn’t know exactly where that is.

So I agreed. Then he enlightened me that the destination was 25 km away and that he also wanted to hike back the same day. 50 km altogether (which would ultimately turn into 60 km because of our detours), which is why we already meet at 7 a.m. on Monday morning. I ask Yaniv if he ever hiked such a distance before. “Not in the last couple of years, but once in the Army,” is the reassuring answer.

Already on the first hill up to the zoo we are working up a sweat and gasping for air. Luckily, each of us brought a can of cola, which we empty on the first 500 meters into our endeavor, and even more luckily, it will remain somewhat cloudy the whole day. Bad for taking photos, perfect for hiking. The lush green, the rain-cleansed air and the tranquility of the forest provide us with energy (almost as effective as the cola) and motivation. Work and university, deadlines and exams, all of them are already forgotten.

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We stroll along old bridleways from the time of the Romans, as whose legitimate descendants some Romanians regard themselves.

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Despite the clouds, one can recognize the mountains in the Szeklerland in the far distance. Somewhere back there is our destination, still many hours away.

Szeklerland Berge

But first we get into villages that throw us back by decades. No proper roads, sometimes not even a single car in the whole village. Wooden toilet shacks in the garden. Warped houses, many of them looking like they couldn’t possibly be inhabited; but when I want to take a photo of them, someone steps out of the door in exactly that moment.

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The public wells offer plenty of water for hikers, of whom we won’t meet any others throughout the day.

BrunnenBut there is one thing that even the poorest villages have plenty of: churches. Sometimes, there are even three of them next to each other: Catholic, Reform and Orthodox.

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Unlike residential houses or schools, the churches are always recently painted and well-maintained. It’s obvious who has money and influence in this country. Even Jesus doesn’t want to look at this misguided choice of priorities.

I do however like the wooden churches, likes this one in Sânișor.

Holzkirche

Outside of that village, we finally discover bear tracks, which we celebrate with a picnic on a nearby hill. We try to attract the bear with the smell of bacon and meatballs, but are too impatient and devour our rations faster than the brown bear can sniff us out.

Bärenspuren1We have been walking for four hours already and our schedule begins to unravel. But the views are too beautiful to not sit down on the grass, linger and enjoy the silence.

Hügel

While emptying a bottle of wine, Yaniv comes out with the reason for his sudden interest in hiking: Two days ago, it was his birthday, and now he feels extremely old and on the descending branch of life. Out of this crisis, the wish was born to check the level of his physical fitness in a long-distance walking manner.

In some of the villages we pass through, there are newly erected buildings serving as congregation halls for the Jehova Witnesses, the Seventh Day Adventists or other obscure religions. That’s all that Romanians needed after a long life, full of deprivation and having survived World Wars and communism, in a small village without even a corner shop. I am happy that we are cutting across the country through forests and fields and thus hardly bump into any human beings, because two friendly young men talking away in English correspond to the stereotype of Christian missionaries who have been expanding eastward since the fall of the Iron Curtain. But we don’t want to spread any fear of crusades or exorcisms.

We continue past reclusive farms with sheep, horses, cows and dogs. Normally most terrified of dogs, I am slowly developing a sense for which dogs are aggressive and which are more sedate. Instead of the bears that we had been hoping for, we spot only deer.

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Around 2 p.m., one and a half hours later than planned, we finally reach Miercurea Nirajului. Never was anyone as happy about such a small hamlet as our exhausted legs. We still carry ourselves to the center of town and sit down in the park. Half-time.

Stadtpark

Our pride in what we have already accomplished is visible. We have covered about 30 km, and we have already made one decision: We will also return on foot. We refuse the services of the bus that dashes from here to Târgu Mureș every half an hour. There actually used to be a railroad line between the two towns. Why has the line been discontinued? Probably it was faster to walk the distance. Even nowadays, the Romanian trains are so slow that you can overtake them on a bicycle.

StatueMiercurea Nirajului was actually once an important place. Until the 18th century it was one of the Szekler seats until Târgu Mureș took over that role. Today, the small town with 5,500 people is stagnating without a thought for tomorrow. In the town square we find a restaurant, but no goulash on the menu, which is why we specifically ask for it. The waitress misunderstands our question for the availability of goulash and responds by listing the ingredients of goulash. My mouth is watering increasingly. We order two portions, but soon thereafter we are shocked by the message conveyed from the kitchen that there is no more goulash for today. It’s already 2:30 p.m. We were too slow. Well, then we will have a soup instead.

While we are waiting for the soup, I can finally get a few words about the region through which we have been hiking off my chest: the Szeklerland. It is part of Transylvania and thus of Romania, but the majority of people who live here are Hungarian-speaking Szeklers. The region changed hands between Austro-Hungary, Romania, Hungary, Romania again and so on. I could get into this subject more deeply, but to the readers’ reprieve, here comes the pot with soup. So this is what we hiked 30 km for and will hike another 30 km back: a pot of soup. And then we even forget to take a photo of it. But it tasted good!

In the discussion about which way back to choose, there are two factions: I am for cross-country, Yaniv wants to follow the road. He is probably afraid of bears or at least of the combination of a falling night and bears. In case of a tie, the rule is “safety first”, so I yield. There is not really that much traffic on the roads here anyway, so it won’t make that much of a difference.

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Because I spoke about the Szeklers, this is their flag with the sun and the moon (the space pioneer Hermann Oberth is from Transylvania, but that is a completely unrelated fact),

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and this is the overly nationalistic Romanian neighbor who tricolorized even the handcart and the chicken coop.

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This way people provoke each other, instigated by speeches about history, nation, flags, language and anthems, yet they all suffer equally from unemployment, bad infrastructure and neglect of the rural areas, all of which they find no time to deal with because they are so busy with their nationalism. (Admittedly, most people in both ethnic groups do not comply with this description at all, but are very friendly and often speak both languages.)

But even more suffer those who have neither flag nor anthem: the Romani. My readers in San Francisco or Sydney will already have winced in light of the poverty which the photographs of idyllic villages above could not hide. In the communities of the Romani, neglected by the state and anything from ignored to despised by their fellow men (and here Romanians and Szeklers/Hungarians agree again), it looks worse. The readers won’t see the worst of the worst because in front of almost every house, families were bustling, poor in material terms, but enriched with many children, whom I did not want to take a photograph of without a prior conversation (for which we lacked time and linguistic knowledge).

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Yes, this – and much worse – is how people live in the European Union in 2015. But the billions flow to tax-dodging owners of second holiday homes in Greece. Because help doesn’t go where it is needed the most, but where the whining is the loudest. And whining is not for Eastern Europeans.

Whining is not for us either, while we plod on, kilometer by kilometer.

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Our last proper break is near the village of Maiad. After hiking around 45 km, we are still in good spirits and optimistic. It’s remarkable what positive emotional effects such a day in nature has. Try it yourself, folks!

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We still have two and a half hours until sunset. Now it happens increasingly often that we have to pause because my colleague is running out of breath. Again and again I push us to hurry up because the sun won’t work overtime just for us two hobos. Another 15 km. “When I will be at your age, I want to be as fit as you,” Yaniv finally admits. I am 39. He has just turned 24.

And indeed it is getting dusky during our last kilometers and darkness falls just as we reach the city limits of Târgu Mureș.

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I am surprised how relatively easy it was for us to walk 60 km and how fast we progressed at times. My legs are a bit tired, but I am not yet really exhausted. We have both been bitten by the hiking bug and are already talking about walking all the way to Sighișoara or Cluj-Napoca next. When we say good-bye at the bus stop, I am not patient enough to wait for the bus. The remaining 5 km to my home, I am jogging.

(Hier geht es zur deutschen Fassung dieses Artikels.)

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