After Aurora, Two Questions for the Gun Lobby

Dear defenders of gun ownership in America,

I have gotten used to the fact that in your interpretation, the 2nd amendment to the Bill of Rights dating from 1791 and reading

“A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.”

allows a 24-year old student to purchase a Remington shotgun, an AR-15 assault rifle and two handguns plus ammunition within a few months without any permit or license required. I have equally gotten used to expect that the largest mass shooting in US history would not change any of your beliefs.

But please allow me two questions:

1. Proponents of liberal gun laws always argue that it actually reduces crime if more citizens have guns because they could then defend themselves and others against criminals. After all, criminal would always get guns, even illegally.

My question: Why is there never any of these NRA-card carrying citizens around when you need them? Never!

2. In the debate after today’s shooting, many of the defenders of gun ownership point the finger at Hollywood and the violence in the media and computer games instead. They argue that this is what poisons America and we have to stop producing filthy films.

My question: Don’t you notice the irony of using the 2nd amendment as your argument for gun control, and in the same breath arguing for a limitation of free speech, which is – it may surprise you – protected by the 1st amendment?

Thanks for your time, until the next massacre.

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Vilnius Cathedral at Night

Yesterday evening, I went for a walk around Vilnius and I was threefold lucky: I came past Vilnius Cathedral exactly at dusk, there were beautiful clouds, and I had my camera with me.

Here is the result:

I am not a bad photographer, nor was I drunk. The tower really is not quite straight.

And then, as it became darker, the lights of the cathedral were slowly turned on.

Until the whole cathedral was illuminated.

Which made for a spectacular contrast with the menacing dark clouds.

(Sie können diesen Artikel auch auf Deutsch lesen.)

(C) for all photos: Andreas Moser on 13 July 2012

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The most useful record in the Guinness Book of Records

When I was young, I had a Guinness Book of Records from my mother’s childhood, sometime in the 1950s or 1960s. Back then, it was still an interesting and informative book to read. The records included the highest mountain, the highest building, the longest river, the first man in space, the longest journey by ship, and so on. Useful stuff to know.

In later years, the Guinness collection of records became sillier and sillier: most computers streaming simultaneously on the same network, the farthest milk squirting distance, the loudest purr by a domestic cat, biggest blind date. Yes, these are all real. It became obvious that you just had to invent a new category, and swoosh, a record was yours.

But today, I heard about one of the most useful records to make it into the Guinness list: the longest confirmed sniper kill. I haven’t checked, but it may actually be the only entry for killing somebody.

In November 2009 Craig Harrison, a British soldier serving in Afghanistan, killed two Taliban with his sniper rifle from 2,474 metres away. That’s almost two and a half kilometres.

Now, that’s a useful record!

Here is a video from the History Channel:

Just two remarks, dear History Channel: (1) The name of the province in Afghanistan is Helmand, not Helmland, and (2) you don’t need to tell us how many football fields one and a half miles are. Everybody who has ever walked or driven a car can imagine one and a half miles without resorting to the measurements of some obscure sport.

I am off to the forest now to work on my shooting skills...

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Ernest Borgnine, 1917-2012

If you can remember this movie, you are at least as old as me.

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I will take you seriously when you learn how to pronounce foreign names

Because I go on a lot of long walks at all times of the day, I regularly download podcasts to provide me with stimulating intellectual company during these walks – as nobody seems to wish to join me in person. I listen to podcasts about politics, philosophy, economics, history, literature and the like. Some of them are in German, some of them are in English, from both sides of the Atlantic and some from the Pacific.

“I doubt that somebody who cannot pronounce my easy one-syllable name will understand my writings.”

Especially in English language podcasts about philosophy, it happens quite often that in the middle of what might well be a good thought, I get completely thrown off course by the speaker totally butchering a French or a German name. When that happens, I can’t take them seriously any longer. How can it be that a professor of philosophy claims to be an authority on Immanuel Kant or René Descartes, which I would think involves years of studying these thinkers’ works, and never once bothered to ask a German or French speaker how to correctly pronounce the name of their subject of study?

A few examples:

  • Immanuel Kant is not pronounced like an American “can’t”.
  • René Descartes is not pronounced “day-cart”, especially not with a strong emphasis on the first syllable, as if there was also a “week-cart” from which he needs to be distinguished.
  • Please do not pronounce Johann Gottlieb Fichte as “fickte”. It means something completely different in German. Something which you would never want to say in public, if at all.

I am sure my readers will come up with more examples, possibly also from other languages.

To the English speakers, let me explain my outrage at these mispronunciations:

(1) It is not even mainly about cultural or linguistic imperialism, although you may have noticed that all German speakers (at least if they dare to go on radio or TV or hold a lecture at a university) have no trouble at all to pronounce David Hume, Adam Smith or John Rawls in exactly the same way as a native speaker of English would do.

(2) My criticism centres rather on your intellectual laziness. If you can’t be bothered to look up the pronunciation in a dictionary, listen to it in a source in the original language or simply ask somebody who knows, then I simply cannot take your approach to research and science seriously at all. You make yourself sound like a sloppy reader, thinker and speaker.

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Trakai Historical National Park

For my birthday yesterday, I visited Trakai Historical National Park which can easily be reached from Vilnius by bus or by train in 40 minutes.

At the historic center of the park is Trakai town and the castle, for which it is most famous, but the National Park goes far beyond that and encompasses a myriad of lakes as well as plenty of forest to get lost in.

The historical significance of Trakai began in the 13th and 14th centuries when Lithuania was the last pagan state in Europe. German Christian Orders, not satisfied with the “work” they had done on the crusades to the “Holy Land”, decided to take on and attack Lithuania. The lakes and the islands were perfect natural defences.

Because there are so many lakes and islands in Trakai Historical National Park, bridges play a key role.

As do boats, from small to large.

At other times, a fallen tree was the only way I could cross the dangerous waterways deep down below.

I was therefore not surprised to find a statue of St Nepomuk, the patron saint of bridges and waterways, in the town center of Trakai.

Some more impressions of the town of Trakai:

Many of these houses were along Karamių Street, the Street of the Karaim or Karaites, who originally came from Crimea in the 14th century. They speak a Turkic language – although only a handful of active speakers are still alive – and have their own faith, based on the Old Testament. Some explanatory signs in Trakai said that the Karaim faith “has Islamic elements”, but I noticed much more resemblance to Judaism as soon as I saw the Karaim “church” which was called “Kenesà”. This word is strikingly close to the Hebrew “כנסת” (“knesset”), meaning “assembly” which in the Hebrew term “בית כנסת” (“beyt knesset” = “house of assembly”) is the word for a Jewish synagogue.

And indeed, later when I was walking off the beaten path, I stumbled across an old Karaim cemetery deep in the forest, which surely enough looked very much like a Jewish cemetery, with Hebrew inscriptions on the tombstones.

Stumbling across these reminders of Jewish culture reminded me that Lithuania had once been a major center of European Judaism but had then, under Nazi-occupation, played an especially grim part in the Holocaust.

Deep in thoughts, I continued my walk through lush forests and past lonesome houses.

The only living beings that I encountered for a long time were these very cute ducks.

As I have only had a first glimpse of a part of Trakai Historical National Park and because it is so close to home in Vilnius, I will certainly return more often to explore it more deeply.

(C) for all photos: Andreas Moser on 6 July 2012

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Child in a Balloon

I find children annoying. I assume even most people who have children find them annoying sometimes. Each year when you embark on a holiday, you therefore face the question: Lock them in the basement, send them to a summer camp with the Scouts or – if all other options fail – take them with you.

Today at Trakai Historical National Park in Lithuania, I saw the solution: You can take your children with you and still keep them at some distance, so that they don’t disturb you when you finally have time to read all the books you brought with you on holiday.

I suppose that after a while the child might suffocate. Be careful!

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A Place to Smoke Cigars in Trakai

Today, during my day trip to Trakai in Lithuania, I saw this sign:

My Lithuanian is still very bad, but I am sure that “cigarų klubas”, the second sign from the top, means “cigar club”.

However, I had already found a much more beautiful spot in Trakai Historical National Park to engage in exactly this kind of activity:

Actually, it was far too hot yesterday to smoke a cigar. But I will surely return.

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Lithuania celebrates my Birthday

I feel really honoured: I have only been to Lithuania for one week, and already the whole country put up a huge display of affection by celebrating my birthday today (6 July). All over Lithuania, people put up flags and gathered in the evening to sing.

Thank you! Ačiū!

For him or for me?

 

Disclaimer:

Others claim this was for King Mindaugas, who was crowned as the only King of Lithuania on 6 July 1253. But this was so long ago that I doubt this could possibly justify the festivities today.

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Where is Lithuania?

Maybe it is because I keep moving to small countries, or maybe it is because I keep moving around the periphery of Europe, but sure enough my latest move has already led to the question: “Where is Lithuania?” being posed regularly.

After the dozens of times that I got a similar question when I moved to Malta, I was prepared for the worst. I have been positively surprised. More people seem to know where Lithuania is than where Malta is. Or maybe they have just learnt from my previous dismissive comments about people’s geographic knowledge that it’s better not to ask.

So, here is a map of Europe, indicating the location of Lithuania in the small square.

Lithuania is at the north-eastern periphery of the European Union of which it also is a member state since 2004. Lithuania is also a member of the Schengen Agreement which means you don’t need a visa and there are no border checks if you travel from any of the other Schengen countries.

Lithuania is one of the three Baltic countries, with the other two being Latvia and Estonia to the North of it.

Lithuania has 99 km of coastline with sandy beaches. The country is relatively flat and green with lots of forests and lakes.

According to one calculation, Lithuania is actually not at the periphery of the continent, but is home to the centre of the geographic gravity of Europe. In my view, Lithuania is however clearly in Eastern Europe.

Lithuania lies between latitudes 53° and 57° North. When I will go to the North of Lithuania, I will be as close to the North Pole as never before in my life (except in a plane), although I will get closer still on my planned visits to some of the neighbouring countries. (Previously, my walk along Hadrian’s Wall in Britain was my northernmost experience.) Because my southernmost trip was to Kangaroo Island off the coast of South Australia at around 35°50´ South, this is also the closest I have ever been to either of the two poles.

Now that you know exactly where I am, you are welcome to stop by if you are ever in Europe!

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