South-Pacific Idyll with a War Ship

During my visit on Easter Island, the island was protected by the French frigate Prairial. This meant not only that drug smugglers stayed away for that week (the Prairial had just captured 680 kg of cocaine), but it also provided particularly idyllic views.

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A Workout with a View

Easter Island is the perfect place to get slim and healthy: food is so expensive that you’ll automatically be on a diet. As there are no buses, you have to walk/run/cycle everywhere (although never for long because someone will stop to offer you a ride).

And then there are these fitness parks close to the town of Hanga Roa. They offer a great view while working out.

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Because I was hiking and cycling every day, I never had the chance or need to use any of them. But if I lived on Easter Island, that’s where you could find me most of the time.

But I did use this playground for a nap.

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Random Thoughts (3)

  1. Always funny: places that don’t serve Coca Cola or other “capitalist”/”imperialist”/”Western” drinks, but all the staff have Apple phones and computers.
  2. The Guardian confirms my numbers on Britons applying for foreign citizenship.
  3. Somehow I found the list of US Presidents and their linguistic abilities. It looks like people used to speak more languages in centuries past. Sad.
  4. If I ever get cancer, I want to have the optimism of John Kerry.
  5. Sometimes, when people ask me “How can you afford to travel all the time?”, I just want to answer “The Illuminati are real.”
  6. “To be properly enjoyed, a walking tour should be gone upon alone.” (Robert Louis Stevenson)
  7. Whenever I hear people say “I cannot live without music”, I want to unplug people’s radios and watch them combust in agony.
  8. “Paradoxically, now that we can move so quickly around the world, most of us don’t actually travel any more – we just arrive.” (Dan Kieran: The Idle Traveller)
  9. When conspiracy theorists are in the White House, will real conspiracy theorists begin to argue that there are no conspiracies?
  10. Matthew Yglesias raises a few points on why the Trump presidency will be even more dangerous than we think.
  11. Finally an Attorney General from Selma, Alabama. Huge victory for civil rights. – Oh wait, it’s Jeff Sessions.
  12. There will always be more terrorists than we can catch. This is hopeless. But they all seem to work for this Mr God. Why don’t we take him out?
  13. In a poll conducted in the US in 1938, two thirds were against accepting refugee children from Germany and Austria. More of this information on the “Historical Opinion” Twitter account.
  14. “I don’t watch TV” proudly says a person who spends 16 hours a day on the internet.
  15. Jimmy Carter was no better than Donald Trump: “I’ve looked on a lot of women with lust. I’ve committed adultery in my heart many times.”
  16. As soon as I began reading Leonardo Sciascia’s The Day of the Owl, I began to miss Sicily.
  17. When people are hungry, they kill an animal and nobody cares. When I want to sleep and kill the neighbor’s noisy dog, people think I am a monster.
  18. I’ve literally managed to express myself for 41 years without using the word “literally” once.
  19. Some readers have written to tell me that the story about the homeless man in Romania brought tears to their eyes. That’s the best compliment I ever received on any of my articles.
  20. What is the best book on the Weimar Republic? I am asking for an American friend.
  21. Talking about books, here is my wishlist, just in time for Christmas. Every donor will receive a postcard from South America. postcard-to-alexandra-raluca
  22. Any invention praised with “This could totally change …” will be forgotten in a year.
  23. If all your dreams become reality, you didn’t have big enough dreams.
  24. Omarosa, the director of African-American outreach in Donald Trump’s presidential campaign tells us what to expect:

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Film Review: Spotlight

The best film of the year – as confirmed by my friend Oscar from Hollywood– is one without explosions, without car chases, without a love story, without superheroes, without perfectly shaped asses in tight dresses, without shootouts.

It simply shows people at work.

Not even exceptional people. No astronauts, no snipers, no circus artists. Only reporters. Not war reporters dogging bullets or glitzy Hollywood gossip paparazzi, just normal reporters working for a local newspaper.

Spotlight shows the real story a team of four Boston Globe reporters who investigate child molestation by Catholic priests and the cover-up by the diocese. While everyone knows that the journalists will be successful in the end and will make the world a safer place for children, the film mercilessly depicts how reluctant they were to pursue the story, that they originally didn’t see the bigger picture and that they had to be pushed to do their job by a new editor (Marty Baron, now with the Washington Post).

None of the reporters is portrayed as an exceptionally bright investigative star as a fictional movie would do it, none of them has to go undercover for a year, none of them risks his or her life. Instead, Spotlight shows the drudgery of hours spent in a basement archive, of going through court filings or microfiche by hand, and – the technological highlight – compiling an Excel spreadsheet.

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Yet, as viewers we are moved to nostalgia about “the good old days of print journalism”. There must be something that we miss about this kind of reporting. In my mind, this something is time. Or patience, to be precise. The investigation drags on for many months before the Boston Globe finally breaks the story, although one of the reporters is getting impatient himself, even thinking that the paper may want to bury the story.

Nowadays, when most writers and readers would believe that timeliness is of the essence, this luxury – which is the only way to achieve quality and accuracy, let alone stylistic grace – is almost not available anymore. But in the rare instances when it is, good work can be done, as the revelation and analysis of the Panama Papers show.

It is fitting that this message is conveyed in a film which is equally based on substance and quality instead of speed and effects. Spotlight is among the best-ever films about journalism, and I personally found it even better than the classic All the President’s Men. Watching interviews with the real Spotlight journalists, it is also striking how well the actors portrayed the demeanor of their respective characters. They must have been following them around for weeks in order to copy all their quirks.

But unfortunately, not only the journalists are authentic. The victims are real too. While the film focuses on the investigative work, it does a very good job in outlining the scope and the depth of the Catholic sex-abuse scandal. It shows how the Catholic Church worked like a criminal organization to protect its members, sending them on holiday or to a different parish each time allegations of abuse were substantiated. A new parish with new children. It points out how priests systematically prey on vulnerable children from broken families, how they groom their victims. It quotes Church-internal studies according to which 6% of Catholic priests are pedophiles.

None of this is limited to Boston or to the United States, of course. It happens in every country in which there is a Catholic church or monastery or school. I have watched the movie in South America and while the film lists a few South American dioceses at the end in which scandals have been uncovered, I cannot help but wonder how many more children get molested here, where the Catholic Church has a much stronger standing, more members and more influence.

Especially perfidious is a policy which is only briefly touched upon in the film: some molesting priests, who become untenable in the US, are sent to South America to get them out of the way. The Church didn’t think that there were no children in South America to be molested, it didn’t think that the priest would suddenly behave, it merely calculated that Latin Americans wouldn’t file a lawsuit – or maybe that the Church would have other methods to make allegations “go away” in heavily Catholic South American countries with judiciaries that are sometimes less robust than in other countries. After all, money is not an issue. In other words, they were thinking strategically like a criminal organization, like drug traffickers, like the mafia.

(Zur deutschen Fassung dieser Filmkritik.)

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The Power of Prayer

People pray for health.

People pray for world peace.

People pray for financial success.

People pray for finding a boyfriend.

People pray for success with the chemistry exam.

People pray for having a child.

People pray for a safe journey.

People pray for a lottery win.

People pray that their parents won’t find out about their boyfriend.

People pray that they won’t be pregnant.

People pray that the tumor won’t be cancer.

People pray that their enemies will get cancer.

People pray for their cat to return.

If you believe that any of this helps, why don’t you ever pray for a pizza when you are hungry?

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“With extra cheese, please.”

(This article was also published by Medium.)

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Bernie Sanders would have won? Bullshit.

Of course it didn’t take long for some of Bernie Sander’s supporters to exclaim with certainty that their candidate would have „easily/certainly/absolutely“ won against Donald Trump.

That is not only an easy thing to say because it can never be tested, it’s also as useless as me saying “if I had been born in America and had run against Donald Trump, I would have won”. But beyond the general problem with counter-factual alternatives, the claim doesn’t stand up to scrutiny.

Polls

The claim is usually based on one poll from six months ago in a year in which most polls were wrong and in which the level of Trump’s support was consistently under-polled, both in the primaries and in the general election.

It’s like saying that 35 years ago, I was a better football player than Messi (because he wasn’t born yet, and I was), so I assume I would easily beat him.

Bernie Sander’s message

Let’s face it: half the voters opted for a racist, sexist, megalomaniac authoritarian because he’s “anti-Washington”. Do you really think these anti-establishment voters would instead have voted for a long-term congressman who calls himself a “socialist”, who is Jewish and whose signature policy is to make it cheaper for rich Bostonians and Californians to attend Harvard or Yale to study sociology or gender studies? Heck, you really ain’t know nothing about the people who get their news from Breitbart, do you?

Facing a tough campaign

Bernie Sanders was doing well in the primaries because he faced no opposition. Clinton didn’t even run against Sanders. She didn’t attack him because she couldn’t and didn’t need to. She was sure that she’d win the nomination anyway and she wanted to have his voters. So she had to play nice. Ignoring him like the annoying grandfather who talks to much was as far as she could go.

How would that have worked in a general election against Donald Trump? 100% different. Trump would have attacked Sanders head-on. And the press would have started to investigate him, too. Sanders was the most un-checked candidate in the primaries of both parties. First, he was ignored, then people found him cute, and ultimately he was annoying in his fight against mathematics. But at no point was he taken seriously enough for reporters to go back 30 or 40 years and dig out old interviews. He was not even pressed on his random economic numbers which he made up of thin air (which apparently wasn’t a problem with the electorate in this year, I will grant you that).

Sanders would have been so vulnerable like none of the Sanders supporters would want to believe. First, he has a voting record on the local and the national level. There are hundreds of decisions to attack. Trump has zero. Of course Sanders would fight back with all the attacks that Clinton made, but why would they stick this time?

Second, there are all the dirty secrets about Bernie Sanders. Some of them true, some of them not, many in the grey area. You have no idea what I am talking about? Of course not, and that illustrates my point: Bernie Sanders never had to face a candidate who would go low. But you can be sure that Donald Trump would.

For a first idea, here’s an excerpt from a Newsweek article by Kurt Eichenwald, who had a chance to glimpse some of the opposition research compiled on Bernie Sanders by the Trump team:

I have seen the opposition book assembled by Republicans for Sanders, and it was brutal. The Republicans would have torn him apart.

Here are a few tastes of what was in store for Sanders, straight out of the Republican playbook: He thinks rape is A-OK. In 1972, when he was 31, Sanders wrote a fictitious essay in which he described a woman enjoying being raped by three men. Yes, there is an explanation for it—a long, complicated one, just like the one that would make clear why the Clinton emails story was nonsense. And we all know how well that worked out.

Then there’s the fact that Sanders was on unemployment until his mid-30s, and that he stole electricity from a neighbor after failing to pay his bills, and that he co-sponsored a bill to ship Vermont’s nuclear waste to a poor Hispanic community in Texas, where it could be dumped. You can just see the words “environmental racist” on Republican billboards. And if you can’t, I already did. They were in the Republican opposition research book as a proposal on how to frame the nuclear waste issue.

Also on the list: Sanders violated campaign finance laws, criticized Clinton for supporting the 1994 crime bill that he voted for, and he voted against the Amber Alert system. His pitch for universal health care would have been used against him too, since it was tried in his home state of Vermont and collapsed due to excessive costs. Worst of all, the Republicans also had video of Sanders at a 1985 rally thrown by the leftist Sandinista government in Nicaragua where half a million people chanted, “Here, there, everywhere/the Yankee will die,’’ while President Daniel Ortega condemned “state terrorism” by America. Sanders said, on camera, supporting the Sandinistas was “patriotic.”

The Republicans had at least four other damning Sanders videos (I don’t know what they showed), and the opposition research folder was almost 2-feet thick. (The section calling him a communist with connections to Castro alone would have cost him Florida.) In other words, the belief that Sanders would have walked into the White House based on polls taken before anyone really attacked him is a delusion built on a scaffolding of political ignorance.

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I think it’s absolutely OK to visit the Soviet Union. But explain that to voters who think that everything foreign is bad.

And that is only what Republicans gathered until they knew that Sanders wasn’t going to be their opponent. Imagine what else would have come out in the ensuing months, just like old Trump videos and tapes surfaced week after week.

Turnout

Some people point to the lower turnout among Democrats in 2016 and attribute it to the voters who were allegedly super-hyped about Bernie Sanders, but didn’t want to elect Hillary Clinton.

If you are a Democrat and can’t be bothered to vote in a close election in which the opposing candidate is dangerous and vile, then I doubt that you would stand behind a candidate whose image would be severely tarnished by what I described above all the way through election day.

Talking about election day, I wouldn’t recommend building a political strategy on so-called millennials. I know these people and they are lazy and ineffective. They may be strong on facebooking and instagramming, but they don’t know how to register to vote, they don’t know how, where or when to vote, they will forget it, they will play X-Box too late the night before and they will oversleep. I am not making this up. I am currently in South America where I constantly bump into young Americans, many of them Bernie fans who are now shocked, dismayed and angry. Did they vote? Of course not. Why not? “Can you vote when you are in another country?” Yes, duh. “I don’t know how that works.” “But I told my mom to vote for me.” “I thought I could vote when I get back after the election if it was close.” “But I am very active on Facebook.” And then they roll their next joint or puke over a cup of ayahuasca.

The die-hard Bernie fans also forget that just as the Secretary Clinton of the general election was not the Hillary of the primaries because she had to accommodate Bernie voters, Senator Sanders wouldn’t have been the Bernie of the primaries, but would have needed to accommodate Clinton voters. Just promising guns and drugs and free college wouldn’t have worked all the way to November 8th.

And why should women be excited to vote for Bernie Sanders? If a female candidate cannot win a landslide among women against someone bragging about acts of sexual assault, another old white dude wouldn’t have pulled that off either.

And let’s not forget the Republicans who voted for Hillary Clinton this time. They did so because she was a moderate and respected candidate with experience in government. No big risk there. But do you really believe that Republican ex-Presidents and Secretaries of State – and beyond them the group of like-minded Republican voters – would vote for a “socialist” whose only program is “we need a political revoluuuuution”? I doubt that.

Summary

Obviously, Hillary Clinton was not the perfect candidate. But neither was Bernie Sanders.

Maybe people on the left should be realistic and admit that none of them would have had an easy ride against any Republican this year. After all, the only two Democratic presidents in the past 36 years, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama, are both exceptionally well-gifted campaigners and orators. Neither Hillary nor Bernie are in that league.

Now, if you want to make the case that Joe Biden could have won, that’s a different story…

(This article also appeared on Medium.)

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The homeless non-beggar

Shortly after midnight at the train station of Cluj in Romania. The night train to Targu Mures has been canceled without any information about the underlying reason, let alone a replacement train or even a bus. With my broken Romanian, I fail to obtain any further information because the counter for “international information” only calls itself such because it sells tickets to Budapest and Vienna, not for the linguistic abilities of its staff. Sometimes I understand why in a whole year in Romania, I never heard one positive statement about the state-owned railway CFR.

The next train will leave at 5:30, so it’s not worth the hassle to look for a room for the night. After having gotten bored from walking up and down the large railway station building several times, I step outside onto the platform. It’s cold there, but at least that keeps me from falling asleep.

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There is not much going on here at this time of the night. The usual suspects, whom you see loitering at train stations after midnight all around the world.

After a while, the expected happens. One of the prowlers asks me for a cigarette, quite politely though. Unfortunately, I cannot help him with that. He notices my limited Romanian and asks me if I’d rather continue the conversation in English. I affirm, and I am in for a surprise. Because Sebastian, as he introduces himself, speaks a very good and flawless English.

“Where did you learn to speak English so well?” I inquire, expecting a story about a previous job in England or a stint at a university in the US.

“From watching movies. I like action films.” He is full of praise for the Transporter series. I find this hard to believe because his English goes well beyond these stupid movies. Maybe he secretly watches C-SPAN, but has internalized the anti-intellectual mood which briefly flared up in Romania in June 1990 and is therefore too afraid to admit it, for fear of marauding miners.

After I have told a little bit about myself, custom dictates that I ask about his personal life, too. Thus I learn that he is indeed homeless. An accident damaged both his legs, making it hard for him to find work. He receives a small pension, around 50 $ per month. He spent two years in prison after stealing food items from a supermarket. They were worth 10 $. “But if you steal a couple of millions, nothing will happen to you.” This is not only the relativization of a convict, but consensus in corruption-riddled Romania. A few hours ago, I had dinner with a criminal defense attorney, now I am discussing the proportionality of penal law with an ex-prisoner. At least the night will pass quickly like that.

“And where do you sleep?” I ask, half sheepishly, half caringly. I don’t have much experience in small talk with homeless people. He sleeps at the train station. That’s actually not permitted, he explains, “but they make an exception for me because I never cause any problems. I don’t drink alcohol, I am not loud, and I am gone by early morning.” The canceled night train however means that the warm waiting hall is now occupied by travelers and that he won’t get any sleep tonight. During the day, he walks around town, through the parks, and when his brother’s flatmate is not at home, he can sometimes go to that apartment to wash himself.

I readily believe that the station staff tolerate him, for although he does look poor and battered, he doesn’t appear scruffy at all. And he is exceptionally polite. From time to time he asks passers-by for a cigarette, but so unintrusively and with a low voice that some of them don’t even hear him and most others are happy to help.

The ladies working in the station café also know Sebastian. When they step out onto the platform to break for a smoke, they listen to our conversation for a while and then ask him in disbelief: “You speak English?” He smiles shyly, “yes, of course.” “No! You must be pretending. You are fooling us.” The coffee and sandwich sellers cannot believe that the poor man whom they grant shelter, and hopefully a piece of cake, every night is a polyglot. Their mouths are open with awe, so wide that the Orient Express could drive through. One of them decides to ask me: “Is that true? He really speaks English?” “Oh yes, very well, actually,” I remove all doubts with the authority of the stranger. “Incredibil, incredibil” they keep murmuring, throwing a stealthy glance at us from time to time. Once, when the eyes of the more attractive of the two ladies and the homeless man meet, she shakes her head appreciatively and still in disbelief, but smiles at him, as if she wants to ask “what other surprises do you have in store?” and he cannot completely hide his pride anymore.

But I really cannot believe that Jason Statham movies are the source of his English when some birds fly by and he not only knows their names in English, but explains which of them are nocturnal and which are diurnal. I have to ask to learn that these are the technical terms for animals active at night or during the day.

Unfortunately, Sebastian then asks how old I am. This part of the conversation is equally depressing in all such situations. “I am 40,” upon which he predictably responds “You look much younger. Maybe like 30.” I say nothing, for I want to put an end to this subject. He, without being prompted: “I am 29.” Sadly, I cannot return the compliment because marked by poverty, illness, prison, homelessness and possible further blows of fate with which he doesn’t want to bother a stranger at their first meeting, he does indeed look older than 40. These are the moments when I realize how much luck I have had in life.

“Do you want a coffee?” he suddenly asks, adding right away: “I will pay for you.” Moved and filled with indignation, I refuse. Instead, I offer to buy him something to eat. “Oh, that’s not necessary, thank you. I have already eaten today.”

When the train arrives, we bid farewell cordially, each of us thankful for the company provided. “Andreas,” he calls after me as I make my way to the wagon, “watch your bag on the train. There are a lot of thieves.”

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First thoughts on the election of Donald Trump

As has become customary on election nights, I have been twittering my initial thoughts all night. Here is a selection of those tweets and some additional comments.

  1. Saddest picture of this election so far: people in line staring at their phones instead of reading a book, let alone talking to each other. (Which may explain something.)
  2. I can’t remember any US election in which the candidate whom I didn’t wish to win was unacceptable. In all previous elections, whether it would have been Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, John McCain (ok, Sarah Palin was scary), John Kerry, George W Bush (he seems like an intellectual compared with Donald Trump), Al Gore, Bob Dole, Bill Clinton or heck, even Ross Perot, none of them would have posed a threat as Donald Trump does.
  3. Donald Trump: “The lines outside polling stations were much shorter when women weren’t allowed to vote.”
  4. Donald Trump doesn’t even trust his wife with her vote. trump-vote-wife
  5. Queen Elizabeth II, Angela Merkel and Golda Meir will get together tonight to laugh about all the talk of “shattering the glass ceiling”. – Seriously, sometimes it’s weird when Americans talk about things happening in their country for the first time as if they never happened anywhere else in the world. In a country with 50% women, it’s just a matter of time, one would think.
  6. It’s only been a mere 100 years since women got the right to vote, so be a little patient with it showing effects in higher offices.
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  8. I am watching the election on CNN en Español because “Virginia Occidental” sounds more exotic than West Virginia.
  9. How many people will die of a heart attack this election night? (I myself only smoked too many cigars.)
  10. Abraham Lincoln while following the results: “Maybe we should have let the Confederacy go.”
  11. The first black president will be followed by a president endorsed by the Ku Klux Klan. America really is the place of diversity.
  12. And worse: We go from one of the most intellectually impressive presidents to one who can’t form whole sentences.
  13. Donald Trump: “I can be President and have my own TV network.”
  14. The question that plagues me: How do you govern a country against 50% of the population?
  15. Two days ago, I spent a night at Lima airport talking to a Peruvian gentleman about globalization, journalism, politics. He asked me to explain the rise of fascism in Germany in the 1930s, which I did as well as I could in the brevity of time. I should have said: “Just wait a few days and you’ll see how it works.”
  16. Like after the Brexit vote, the Trump victory leads to an increase in visitors interested in my articles about obtaining German citizenship. But more Americans want to move to Canada, it seems. The website of the Canadian immigration authority crashed.
  17. Overheard from an American-Iranian couple: “Honey, it’s OK, we have Iranian passports.”
  18. People ask “why do you care, you are not American?” I generally care about politics, democracy, civility. And with Donald Trump’s remarks on foreign policy, I worry about NATO, I worry about Ukraine, I worry about the Baltics.
  19. This could be a great opportunity for Europe to get its act together and to make this century the European century. But I see no reason for optimism on that side of the Atlantic either. On the contrary, populists and xenophobes in Europe will feel emboldened and make any unified European response much harder.
  20. A good day for global warming.
  21. This election, both the campaign and the result, will make it harder to defend democracy when talking to authoritarians.
  22. Actually, after defending democracy for 41 years, I am so frustrated that I will take a break from it. Only a short one, though, maybe for a few days.
  23. But it does make me think that some idiot who believes that Obama was born in Kenya, that the Jews control the world and that the UN are using Zika to infiltrate the US has the same vote as someone who studies, reads and thinks reasonably.
  24. As Trump said: “I love the poorly educated.” Don’t expect him to invest in education.
  25. It’s not for lack of journalism that the voters are uninformed. Except for the first few months, when Trump was dismissed as a clown and not properly checked, there has been excellent reporting about Donald Trump and his shady businesses. But people aren’t interested in it.
  26. It really is like Donald Trump said: “I could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and I wouldn’t lose any votes.” Voters, you are so stupid that you even amaze the man you vote for.
  27. Theodore Roosevelt: “A vote is like a rifle: its usefulness depends upon the character of the user.”
  28. Remember the surge in racist attacks after Brexit? How historically fitting that the same might happen on 9 November. (Unfortunately, this prediction held true so far.)
  29. The extra NATO battalion for the Baltics might come too late.
  30. People worry about Roe v Wade. I am worried about Korematsu v United States.
  31. Angela Merkel now really is the leader of the free world. Which is reassuring. I have never voted for her (yes, I am German), but I think I owe it to the world to re-elect her next year. Someone has to mitigate all the damage caused by President Trump.
  32. Edward Snowden was right not to return home.
  33. What message does it send to women to elect someone who boasted of committing sexual assault? I am worrying about NATO and free trade, but maybe this is the single biggest damage done by this election.
  34. East Germany also claimed its wall was to keep foreigners out.
  35. No, dear journalists, my first question is not why the polls were wrong. My question is why half the country votes for a sexist, racist fascist.
  36. Soon, there will be American mail-order brides.
  37. Does this mean Mike Pence is factually President?
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  39. This was like Lisa Simpson losing to Homer Simpson.
  40. Dear USA, thank you for liberating us from fascism! But you wouldn’t have needed to keep it in the basement for it to pop up now.
  41. Jeb Bush: “Maybe I should have tried harder.”
  42. All the work done by President Obama in 8 years will be undone. Lesson: Politics is not worth it. (Michelle Obama: “I told you so.”)
  43. Particularly when you see that discussions don’t change anything, reporting doesn’t change anything, writing doesn’t change anything, the consequence for me is to go back to the ivory tower and study sociology or literature. As an intellectual, I am already in a tiny, irrelevant minority anyway.
  44. America proves that it is still the open country where a poor Slovenian immigrant can become First Lady.
  45. Is Donald Trump’s speech copied from President Obama?
  46. Trump can’t identify his own siblings on stage.
  47. “What I did in business I want to do to our country,” says man with at least four bankruptcies and hundreds of lawsuits against him.
  48. People are afraid of foreigners, Latinos, Muslims, gays, feminists and black people, but in reality it’s white Christian voters who destroy the country.
  49. Trump’s victory is welcomed by both the Ku Klux Klan and by ISIS.
  50. Estonian President calls Donald Trump to congratulate on election. Donald Trump: “Goodbye, Estonia.”
  51. No, when there is a president-elect who called for torture and for racial profiling, I do not want to hear “we wish him well” and “we’ll work with him”.
  52. People say “Don’t worry. Campaigning is one thing, being in office another.” But then what’s the point of campaigning? Of course Trump won’t build walls around the country and deport every undocumented immigrant. But the problem is that a large part of the population believed it, wants to believe it and wants it to happen. Any my main problem with Donald Trump are not specific policy ideas. The character and intellectual flaws are much more disconcerting.
  53. The authors of all the “it won’t be so bad” op-eds don’t realize how much damage has already been done before Donald Trump assumes the office.
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  55. With unemployment below 5%, the economy does not explain Trump’s 47% share of the vote.
  56. To connoisseurs of the Blues Brothers, the existence of right-wing parties in the US comes as no surprise.
  57. European Union to launch “Radio Free Europe”-like radio to inform people in Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana.
  58. I am curious to read the chapter in Obama’s autobiography about the transition to Trump.
  59. Trump is a business man. He will try to export his political model. Expect him to open franchise parties in other countries. – Update: I may be right on this one. Breitbart is already expanding to Germany and France.
  60. Putin to Trump: “Don’t worry about the protests. I know how to handle those. I can send my men. In neutral uniforms, even.”
  61. Imagine McCarthy + belief in conspiracy theories + control over NSA. (If you thought this tweet was over the top, a few days later you can read about Newt Gingrich’s plan for a new Committee on Anti-American Activities.)
  62. With all the “renegotiating” of treaties, we give Russia an idea about the Alaska Purchase.
  63. People call me “elitist” because I think I am smarter than most people who ain’t never read no book and who ain’t never seen no university from inside, but the real problem are people who believe they are better than others because of their race, their gender or the church they attend.
  64. Conservatives say that liberals live in a “bubble”. But the real bubble is the time capsule of the 1950s that many people either live in or long to have back, where the husband is the breadwinner, everybody important is white and by jolly there ain’t no gays, no Muslims and for sure no atheists, thank God. In 2016, people who ain’t never traveled no more than 20 miles to the next county fair accuse Americans who work and study in other states, who go out to see the world, who speak another language of living in a “bubble”. Ya’ll got this mighty backwards, folks.
  65. If you think this election is bad for you, think about the inmates of Guantanamo.
  66. The United States are politically and socially so divided that we should consider a two-state solution.
  67. George W Bush: “You keep saying how you’ll miss Barack Obama. But Donald Trump will be so bad, you will miss even me.”

Good night and good luck.

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(Hier geht es zur deutschen Fassung dieser Einschätzungen.)

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Man with Hat

Walking around the cemetery in Piura, I stumbled into a photo shooting. “Wow, what a hot hombre,” the photographer exclaimed and asked me if I wanted to pose for some photos, giving his actual models time for a break. (In reality, he was more taken in by my hat than by me.)

By Edward John Allen

By Edward John Allen

By Edward John Allen

By Edward John Allen

Unfortunately, he didn’t want to take any photos of me and the very attractive Peruvian girls together.

(Thanks to Edward Allen for the photos and to Tzigania Project for the hat.)

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Religious Running

South America is so religious, even the routes for races are laid out in the shape of a cross.

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By the way, I really miss the Abraham-Lincoln-Park in Cochabamba. Beautiful place for running and reading.

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