Deathbed Thoughts

Although I have never been called to somebody’s deathbed to listen to his or her last words (and I probably would arrive too late anyway), I am absolutely certain that nobody ever died thinking:

“I wish I had worked more.”

“I wish I had spent more time at the office.”

” I wish I had spent more time on the internet.”

“If only I had seen less of the world.”

“I wish I had accumulated more stuff.”

Think!

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My first thoughts on the London Riots in August 2011

The riots in London are still going on and I am in the middle of it all in London. There is too much happening in different parts of London and I cannot be everywhere, so I cannot form an elaborate opinion yet. Probably nobody can do this at this moment, because events are still developing.

Therefore just a few of my thoughts, to which I will add as I learn and analyse more:

  1. It started with the shooting of Mark Duggan (29) by police on 7 August 2001. The exact circumstances are still unclear. An investigation has meanwhile shown that Mr Duggan did not fire on police before being shot in the chest.
  2. Based on previous instances of deaths caused by police in London and their attempted cover-ups (e.g. Jean Charles de Menezes, Ian Tomlinson) it is understandable that this causes shock, especially in communities who are stopped or arrested by the police more often than others.
  3. The riots started after a peaceful protest in Tottenham (see my photos of the aftermath of the first night).
  4. The clashes were initially called the Tottenham Riots because I (and others) thought that it would remain local and that it would be over after a day or two. That was wrong.
  5. When I was at Tottenham, I heard several people complain that the police had not protected houses and shops. However, it seems that the police were highly outnumbered. In this scenario, I find it understandable that the police don’t risk more confrontation by trying to protect assets. As bad as it is for the shopkeeper or the resident in question, it might make sense from a policing standpoint to let violent protesters vent some anger instead of trying to seek to arrest everyone who throws a bottle.
  6. I am tired of hearing and reading “it’s like a war zone”. No, it is not! A few houses burnt, a few cars burnt and there was looting. A war is a sustained military operation between two or more armies in which whole cities are destroyed and hundreds or thousands die every day. In Tottenham, there were families looking at the aftermath of the riots with their children in strollers the next day. This is very far from a war.
  7. I was surprised how quickly and broadly the riots spread. By now, almost all parts of London seem to have been affected. This does not seem to be coordinated beyond some coordination at the very local level.
  8. There have been many reports and footage of rioters breaking into shops and looting. They mainly seem to target electronics stores and shops for sporting equipment. This makes me doubt that there is too much of a political background behind most of these riots.
  9. I don’t understand why people burn corner shops when there are plenty of Royal Palaces in London.
  10. I don’t mind if the Mayor or the Prime Minister are in London or not. They deserve a bit of holiday as well and I am sure the fate of a city does not depend on one man. Even Boris Johnson won’t go out personally to arrest looters.
  11. Ken Livingstone is even more annoying than the riots. He still hasn’t gotten over the result of the last election, what a poor old man.
  12. The timing of the riots was quite good because I was just about to begin growing tired of London after having been here for 2 years. Exactly when I started to think about where to move next, this city is becoming interesting again.
  13. The IRA must be jealous about the amount of destruction caused in London.
  14. A city with 8 million people just cannot be policed and protected everywhere at the same time. Some are using these riots to call for more funding for police. How many officers do they want, a million?
  15. These riots show that we are always only one step away from anarchy. Once people think they can steal and loot without a real danger of being caught, enough people will take this opportunity.
  16. On 9 August, most of the shops in the previously affected areas are closed, some are boarded up. There is a very large police presence everywhere, with 3 officers on bikes just outside of my house right now.
  17. As police from the surrounding areas are now flocking to London for support, the rioters just have to go to other parts of Britain. – And this is exactly what seems to have happened in the evening on 9 August.
  18. London was quite calm, many of the shops closed and the streets unusually empty. I went for an evening walk around Peckham (one of the hot spots of the previous days) and almost no one was outside. There were more police than pedestrians.
  19. And after 4 days, it was all over.
  20. As expected, those that want more government spending are calling for more youth workers and those that want harsher sentences are calling for longer prison terms. As if anyone would really know what would work.
  21. I find it ironic that a protest that was initially intended against police violence turned into widespread looting which in turn lead to the police being criticised for failing to respond with a harsh crack-down.
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Tottenham Riots August 2011

Last night, a peaceful protest in Tottenham in North London against the shooting of Mark Duggan (29) by police turned violent. The questionable circumstances of the shooting have led to (more) anger in the community against the police.

When I first moved to London in August 2009, I actually lived just 300 meters away from Tottenham Police Station. I lived there for about 9 months and I loved the area: it is culturally diverse, lively, colourful, plenty of green space and just a short walk to a canal along which you can jog or ride a bicycle and you’ll be out of London in a few minutes.

This shows that I am good at finding hot spots, but then I displayed terrible timing by moving away too soon. Today I returned to my old neighbourhood to take some photos for you:

This part of London was definitely far more interesting to live at than the areas where I subsequently moved to, first Morden and then Bermondsey.

UPDATE: As the Tottenham Riots become the London Riots, I have recorded my preliminary thoughts here.

(C) for all photos: Andreas Moser.

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I discovered paradise

For my birthday on 6 July, I went away for a few days. Some hiking and camping, being alone and close to nature. It was beautiful!

Without searching for it, I discovered paradise:

This was the bay at the bottom of the cliff where I slept at one of the nights, to the sound of the waves, under the open sky, admiring the milky way. The bay was secluded and I had it all to myself, with a beautiful sunset in glaring red.

This is one of the most beautiful places I have ever seen. I will reveal details in a few weeks, but you are invited to make guesses about the location in the meantime.

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Peace Camp at Parliament Square in London

I wonder if the participants of the “Peace Camp” at Parliament Square in London have ever noticed the irony of protesting against all kinds of wars under the amused eyes of Winston Churchill.

(C) Andreas Moser

The “Peace Camp” is a continuous protest for, against and about an unclear litany of foreign policy issues. The camp has been in place outside the Houses of Parliament for more than 10 years now, not having achieved any of its aims, but successful in showing how relaxed the British democracy deals with protests at the doorsteps of its Parliament.

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Less or Fewer? A Company Name gone Wrong

Today at LSE library, I noticed an advertisement at the inside of a toilet door (the location might have been a foreboding) for a company that offers proofreading services: “Less Silly Errors: Proofreaders of Academic Essays”:

Obviously, this company wanted to profit from the aura of somehow being associated with the abbreviation “LSE” but if you are trying to sell your expertise as a proofreader, this is a company name gone badly wrong.

“Less” is used when referring to something that cannot be counted (unless measured in units) or doesn’t have a plural. “Fewer” is used for nouns in the plural.

Examples: I spend less time on the internet than before and have to deal with  fewer e-mails than I used to. – I have less money now than when I used to work as a lawyer but I also have fewer sleepless nights.

“Errors” can obviously be counted, so it should read “Fewer Silly Errors“. The abbreviation “FSE” wouldn’t associate the company with the London School of Economics, but with Feline Spongiform Encephalopathy, which might be more appropriate.

I recommend this company for a prize for “Maximum Incompetence already displayed in the Company Name“.

If you want serious academic writing, proofreading or editing, you do better to e-mail me for a quote.

In the interest of journalistic fairness, I have contacted “Less Silly Errors” and invited them to comment. They responded by asking me if I want to work for them. I declined.

But three years later, in June 2014, I got this message from “Less Silly Errors”:

Hi Andreas,

It’s been three years now and your post is harming my company’s visibility in search engine result pages.
 
 
If you take the name literally then you are correct. I am an American so I don’t follow your literal mindset. You are incorrect in the intended sense. The name is a play on words intended to signify the tutorial feedback provided i.e. logical reasoning, premises, thesis, structure advice. Seriously, it’s the less obvious errors that students make!
 
It’s a bad name because some lawyer has posted a high ranking post incorrectly attacking the company name without considering that the company is someone’s sole source of income.
I respectfully request that you take this post down, please?
 
Many Thanks for Your Help,
Matt
Matt
LSE Proofreaders

I assume Matt heard about the ECJ’s ruling on “the right to be forgotten”, not that it applies in this case because he is still using the same company name, so nothing is outdated or obsolete. – In any case, he didn’t make an offer that I couldn’t refuse.

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Hadrian’s Wall Path – My Advice

After having walked the Hadrian’s Wall Path in June 2011, I have some practical advice for anyone who is thinking about doing the same, especially fellow wild campers:

  1. Take as little as possible with you. This is the single most important advice. One extra kilogram to carry might not sound much, but 1 kg to carry for 135 km is a lot.
  2. I would strongly advise against taking too much food with you. I made that mistake and it was a big contributor to the (superfluous) weight. I ended up throwing some cans away because I was fed up with carrying something every day that I would use in 3 or 4 days. If you are camping wild, you have to take a bit of food with you because in some stretches, pubs are rare, but don’t take heavy food like cans. Take bread and sausages or chocolate for which you don’t need a stove.
  3. If you are camping, do however take warm clothes. Even in summer, it was terribly cold at night. The highest point of the Hadrian’s Wall Path is 345 m and the winds up there can be fierce.
  4. I used the guidebook from the Trailblazer series which has very detailed and helpful maps, information on all the places to eat and sleep, and even bus timetables if you don’t want to walk every stretch.
  5. If you do not plan to camp wild, this is enough. If you do want to camp wild, you’ll need to leave the immediate stretch of the Hadrian’s Wall Path and you might find the OS Explorer maps 85 through 88 useful.
  6. Don’t try to set a record. It took me 4 days to walk the whole 135 km, but I got up and started walking at 0300 on one day and walked until 2300. That’s not exactly a holiday. Also, don’t overdo it on the first day, you will regret it in the following days. I met one guy who had once done the walk in 3 days, but he only slept 2-3 hours every night.
  7. If you don’t have that much time, just concentrate on the middle section of the trail where there is actually some of Hadrian’s Wall left and the scenery is more spectacular. You can cut out Newcastle and anything west of Carlisle if you are very short on time.
  8. There is surprisingly few forest, so you’ll have a hard time to find a good campsite that is protected from wind and rain. If you find something in the early evening, set up your camp even if you are still fit enough to walk for a few hours. A good place to sleep is worth a lot. You can get up and get cracking early to make up for the time.
  9. Think about water. Especially in the middle section, you sometimes walk for half a day without going through a village, so take enough water. Fill up at every possible stop! There are no public taps or water pumps or anything similar, although there are some creeks and lakes which you could use in emergencies, I guess.
  10. Contemplate walking from West to East. This way, you won’t have to fight against the prevailing winds.

Enjoy!


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Walking along Hadrian’s Wall

“My shoulders are aching from the weight of the backpack, the sun is burning, the wind is blowing me backwards, I am running out of water already and I still have 125 km to go.” This was the entry in my travel diary penned down after walking for only 2 or 3 hours. No, this was no joy, this was no holiday, it was a struggle. A struggle against pain, fatigue and the temptation to give up.

I had set out to walk across England along the Hadrian’s Wall, a Roman fortification in Northern England. It was built after 122 AD to mark the northernmost border of the Roman Empire and to defend it against possible rebellions from the far North of England and from Scotland. The route of Hadrian’s Wall stretches from Wallsend in Newcastle to Bowness-on-Solway in the West.

I left Newcastle on the beautiful sunny morning of 6 June 2011, walking westwards and following the well-signposted Hadrian’s Wall Path which meanders along the original route of the Wall for around 84 miles = 135 km. Newcastle looked like an interesting city, but I rushed out of it because I couldn’t wait to get to the nature and away from the bustle of traffic, commerce and people.

After leaving Newcastle, the route becomes quite beautiful, through forests and parks, along golf courses and across meadows. But no sign of Hadrian’s Wall yet until Heddon-on-the-Wall, a cute little village that I reached via an unforgiving steep and long ascent. But once that climb was mastered, I was finally rewarded with the first piece of Hadrian’s Wall.

And one more to show you how happy I was to finally have reached the first evidence of this Roman structure:

The day continued to be sunny and hot, the walk continued to be strenuous. The intervals between my rests became shorter. Each time I fell down in the grass, I was so exhausted that I could have fallen asleep better than in the most comfortable bed.

But I had to carry on. Not that I had a specific waypoint in mind; I had simply given myself a bit more than 5 days to complete the whole journey across the country. But especially on the first day, I wanted to walk as far as a I possibly could.

Luckily, from time to time there were funny sights that interrupted the monotony of walking:

And then of course there were the sheep, thousands of sheep:

One interesting phenomenon was how long it was light in the evening (and how early it would become light the next morning). This far up in the North, it was light until around 2245. Even long after the sun had set behind the horizon, there was still enough light for a long time to search for an appropriate campsite. I had vowed not to sleep in any man-made housing and not even to use official campsites, but wanted to camp wild. I settled down for the night under a row of trees between two fields close to Portgate.

Not having bothered to carry a tent, I had to attach a tarpaulin to a tree to protect me a bit from the fierce wind. It was still cold, despite sleeping bag, bivouac sack and almost the whole range of clothes that I had with me.

It was an uncomfortable, windy, sometimes rainy night that ended early with the sun rising at shortly after 0300:

I hadn’t had a pleasant or comfortable night, but being woken by the sun put me in an upbeat and positive mood nonetheless. I packed up quickly and got walking again.

On the second and third day, more and more parts of Hadrian’s Wall became visible:


And not only the wall itself, but also some other remnants of Roman civilisation, like this Mithraic temple at Brocolitia

or the fort at Vercovicium:

Living in London, I always thought England was rather flat. But up north, it’s actually quite hilly, as I became painfully aware, having to conquer one hill after another, all the time the view of more threatening hills on the horizon.

I guess my exhaustion is visible:

In the middle section of this walk, England is extremely empty. Sometimes, I don’t see villages for several hours, something which is very rare for this densely populated island. There are however a few other hikers, most of them not walking alone but as a couple or with friends. People are very friendly and often start a chat or walk together with me for a while.

But it’s not only people that this part of England is empty of, it’s also only sparsely vegetated. This poses a problem when looking for a place to sleep for the night. Where do you put up your camp in an environment like this:

For the second night, I had to sleep under the open sky in a field with sheep, only using a wall between two fields (not the Hadrian’s Wall) as a slight protection against the wind. It was a shorter night even than the first one.

But getting up very early had the advantage that I was already up on Hadrian’s Wall when the sun rose.

I didn’t see another living being for another few hours until I came across these cows which blocked my path so vehemently that I had to take a rather long detour.

By day 3, the walk had become an ordeal. I was slow and every step hurt. It had turned out that my biggest mistake had been to take all the food supplies with me that I would need for 5 days. This made my backpack extremely heavy, hurt my shoulders, slowed me down, demotivated me, and worst of all deprived me of the food in some of the pubs on the way which was most likely better than anything that I could cook. At one point I took the decision to discard 4 remaining cans of food for the sake of decreased load weight. (At first I felt stupid for taking all my food with me when the other hikers enjoyed burgers in a pub but then I came across another guy who had done exactly the same, and had also thrown away some of his food.)

At the end of day 3, my morale was very low. It had been raining, I was cold, I was deprived of sleep, I was dirty, every part of my body ached. When I realised that I could still reach Carlisle on that day (not because I had been fast but because I had started to walk at 0300), I decided to make a reservation for a slightly different kind of camp for this night. I deviated from my original plan and checked into the County Hotel in Carlisle. Because I was quite ahead of my original schedule, I didn’t feel bad about taking a long shower and sleeping in the next morning.

On day 4, I was therefore refreshed and could go for the final stretch from Carlisle to Bowness-on-Solway, a trip of about 22 km. This was much less than I had covered on any of the previous days and it was over very flat territory, so it was a rather relaxing end of the tour so that I reached the coast after a few hours and finally smoked a cigar as a reward. Actually, I smoked even two.

Overall, it was a really tough trip, stretches of which were a bit monotonous. But there was also some striking scenery and natural beauty. The best thing is the relative solitude, especially in the middle section of the walk. It was an interesting experience to walk for 4 days without any internet, newspaper or radio and with almost no interaction with other people. I realised again how much I prefer nature over civilisation.

The moments I enjoyed most were the rests, when I fell down on the grass after walking for 2 or 3 hours, totally exhausted, enjoying the sun and the countless shades of green around me, listening to the sheep’s concert, my head resting on my backpack. Maybe it is only the preceding effort that makes the rest so fulfilling; but maybe lying in the middle of nature is also a beautiful experience without any physical effort. I’ll have to try that once.

If you have not been dissuaded by this account, please read my advice for walking the Hadrian’s Wall Path.

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Babies are (not) taboo

I am not one of those people who does something just because it is illegal or socially not accepted. Nor do I like provocation for provocation’s sake. But of the many things that I like to do, some include activities that overstep the boundaries of the social norm a bit; just to show that I am an individual and not merely an exchangeable member of society.

For example, I take off my shoes when I am in a library. (Not because I regard libraries as sacred places, but because it’s comfortable.) Or I read a book when I am in a concert of classical music because I can listen and read at the same time. Or I give up my job from one day to the next to become a student again. Also, I like to talk back to people who speak into their mobile phones so loudly that I can reasonably claim that I thought they were addressing me.

If you want to experience the feeling of breaking a taboo, I recommend that you start with what is the biggest taboo for most people: their children.

Nobody would have called ME ugly.

When travelling on public transport, I sometimes do the following: If there is a baby around whose physiognomy warrants it, I look at the baby for more than the normal duration of a stare, frown and state with a clearly audible voice “What an ugly baby.” Not in an aggressive way, just as a declaration of fact, before turning to my newspaper again.

Let me know how it went.

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How Osama bin Laden was really found

That the most-wanted terrorist, Osama bin Laden, was finally tracked down after a manhunt that lasted decades has caused admiration for the US intelligence and military (including by me in my post about the killing of Mr bin Laden) as well as for the leadership of the Obama administration. It has also raised yet unanswered questions about the complicity of some in Pakistan.

But looking at the evidence that we have so far, I am confident that I can reveal how Osama bin Laden was really found:

He had been living in his house in Abbottabad, Pakistan for 5 years, without any chance to go out or travel. He had to share the house with three wives, two elder Saudi women (Khairiah Husain Sabir, 62 years old and Siham Abdula bin Husain, 54 years old) and his latest wife, the 28-year-old Amal Ahmed al-Sadah from Yemen. As happens in polygamous marriages, the elder wives didn’t like the new, young wife very much.

osama bin laden bored

“I am bored.”

And what do men and women do when they are limited to one house without much outdoor activities? Exactly, they breed. The house was full of children from the different marriages. The youngest wife had just given birth to twins last year.

Now if you imagine sitting in a house with three bickering wives and plenty of noisy children around, without any friends coming to visit, it’s normal that you go mad. – If you were in that situation, wouldn’t you also want someone to come by and kill you? And that’s exactly what Osama bin Laden did. He tipped off the US military and hoped for a quick end.

One more reason not to get married.

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