Ryanair Check-In Fees

“Avoid additional fees,” the e-mail from Ryanair said. Oh yes, I like avoiding fees. Especially after already having paid the advertised price for a flight, another fee for a bag, a fee for airport security, a fee for fuel, a fee for booking and a fee for payment.

So I go online where I need to “check in”, which is kind of silly because I will still have to do that at the airport as I have a bag. I don’t understand why travelers should try to squeeze as much of their luggage into the cabin as they can. The plane has a huge hold, there is plenty of space, nobody is going to steal your bag while you’re above the Mediterranean. I feel most relaxed when boarding a plane with nothing more than a book in my hand.

I also don’t understand what is the extra benefit of “checking in” when I have already bought and paid a ticket. Surely Ryanair has a list of people who are supposed to be on that plane that day, for otherwise every hobo could “check in”.

But, if I don’t, I am warned that I will have to pay 70 € at the airport. That would be much, given that my whole return flight with luggage from Bari to Cagliari didn’t cost much more than that.

So I go online and provide lots of information. I still don’t get it why somebody needs my passport details when I fly within one country. Once more I have to decline all these annoying offers for travel insurance, lottery tickets, cars and hotels.

But buying a flight and “checking in” is still not enough. Now I need to print the check-in confirmation myself and take it to the airport with me, for otherwise I shall be obliged to pay a fee of 15 € to have one A4 paper printed at the airport. That Ryanair could print the boarding pass shows that they do have all the information right there, so they wouldn’t really need me going through all of this hassle. And isn’t ironic that an airline which prides itself on being low-cost can’t print a black-and-white page for less than 15 €?

So far, none of this is unexpected. I knew it and I grudgingly accepted it because Ryanair are cheaper than Alitalia or a ferry, and thus I really don’t have a right to complain. I know that you can’t get cheap, fast and good service at the same time.

But now to the part which does annoy me: when “checking in”, I would like to carry out the same procedure for my return flight of course. I don’t want to pay an extra 70 € in a week either. – But I can’t! Oddly, Ryanair allows you to pay for your flight months in advance, but you cannot “check in” more than 7 days in advance.

Ryanair check-in impossibleBut what I can do more than 7 days in advance is to pay for a seat. Another 5 or 15 €, which I really don’t want to spend because I am quite confident that there will be a seat waiting for me anyway. I am an experienced traveler after all, and I rarely had to stand or lie in the aisle during a flight.

Now I have three options:

  • Pay an extra 5 or 15 € for a seat, while I already thought that a seat was included in the price.
  • Do nothing and pay 70 € extra when I wish to board the return flight.
  • Try to find an internet café while on Sardinia and print out another piece of paper.

I am a stingy scrooge, so I am most likely to choose the third option. In fact, I will even try to save the money for an internet café by asking one of the hotels where I will be staying to print it for me. – But, I have been on holidays where I wouldn’t have had any chance to do either because I was hiking in the wilderness all week.

Making customers who have paid the advertised price for a service go through unnecessary extra steps to avoid excessive fees and then preventing them from taking these steps in some cases seems to me like a perfect example for a contractual clause which is invalid under consumer protection law.

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Did you notice the Irony? (14) Mario Costeja González

Mario Costeja González from Spain won his case against Google before the European Court of Justice regarding the “right to be forgotten”. He had asked Google to remove information from its search results about a repossession in 1998. The underlying debt has since long been paid off.

He won. On 13 May 2014 the European Court of Justice ruled that search engines must evaluate the merits of a take-down request by a private individual and weigh the sensitivity of the data on the applicant’s private life as well as the role that the applicant plays in public life. This line of argument is similar to the one applied in breach of privacy cases brought against newspapers or other mass media, thus acknowledging that Google and other search engines are more than just a library, especially when they rank search results. They are more like a librarian, saying “read this here first”. Having an algorithm do this is of course no valid defense.

Mario Costeja González at home in A Coruña, after news of the EU court ruling against GoogleOf course it will still be a lot of work to contact all search engines and ask them to remove some information about you, and you must keep in mind that the information (or misinformation) will still be on the internet. Whoever can find it without search engines (or surfs the web from a jurisdiction outside the EU) will still be able to read it. Nonetheless, I applaud this ruling.

The irony is that Mr González and his repossessed house is now everything but forgotten. But I am sure he was aware of that and he accepted it. Unfortunately, it is not uncommon for plaintiffs in cases before constitutional and European courts to be unable to reap the rewards of their long, arduous and often costly fights themselves. They also do this for the rest of us. We should all say ¡Gracias!

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Commemorating World War I

For the 100th anniversary of World War I in 2014, the participating countries have different plans to commemorate this 4-year long war:

The United Kingdom will hold a military parade in London and bask in memories of the Empire that once spun the world.

In the USA, President Obama will give a speech about how America has always come to the rescue when world peace was in danger, trying to forge some connection between events 100 years ago and his Nobel Peace Prize.

Republicans will blame Democrats for not having intervened in World War I early enough. The Tea Party will blame President Obama personally, arguing that it has not yet been proven to their full satisfaction that he was not yet alive back then.

The Department of Veterans Affairs will promise to speed up work on the backlog of World War I veterans’ applications for medical assistance after their return from battle.

Verdun military cemeteryFrance will hold a military parade in Paris. To separate memorial events at a military cemetery near Verdun, France will invite a delegation from Germany to remind them of what would happen to German soldiers if they ever invaded again. Better safe than sorry.

Germany won’t have any celebrations, but its politicians will find the anniversary of World War I very useful for their pacifist arguments against intervention in Syria, Ukraine or elsewhere.

Russia will invade a neighboring country.

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Evening Stroll

Men show off their wives.

Women show off their children.

Children show off their dogs.

Dogs show off their families.

(Auf Deutsch.)

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“The Liberator” by Alex Kershaw

The full title of the book The Liberator: one World War II soldier’s 500-day odyssey from the beaches of Sicily to the gates of Dachau gives you the gist of the story already. It recounts the experience of Felix Sparks who served in the US Army in World War II, landed in Sicily in July 1943, fought several other campaigns in Italy, landed in the south of France in August 1944, fought his way through France and Germany until he and his unit were the first to liberate the concentration camp at Dachau close to Munich.

The Liberator Alex KershawWith so many battles in one man’s two years of war, it is a wonder that Felix Sparks survived at all. Many of the men serving with him didn’t. In some battles, more than half of the people in his unit get killed in one day. Getting to know the replacements almost didn’t make sense anymore because he knew many of them would die in their first week in Europe.

The book is no simple heroic depiction of one man or his unit, but clearly addresses the carnage, the senselessness of some of the killing, the criticism of their own officers who made decisions with lethal consequences sometimes based on vanity or ignorance. It mentions that some of the US soldiers desert and that they had figured out how to shoot yourself in the foot in a way that it would get you a ticket home (stick a loaf of bread around your shoe before you shoot yourself to avoid traces of gunpowder).

Having lived in Sicily myself, I was eager to read a book about Operation Husky which gets shamelessly little attention compared with the landing in Normandy in June 1944, even though it was in July 1943 that Allied troops first set foot on European soil. Following a solider who fought in almost all the battles of southern and central Europe and ultimately liberated a concentration camp should make for a wealth of stories. And maybe it could. But Alex Kershaw’s The Liberator sadly falls short of the expectations.

The facts of the described battle scenes are shocking, but the writing doesn’t catch on emotionally, possibly because it moves from one battle to the next too quickly. 340 pages for 500 days of war, that’s a tough feat. At one point they are on a boat, then they suddenly are in Sicily, then in Anzio, and so on. Too many of these tidbits are too disjointed.

Of course I learned a few more details about World War II, but without the historical knowledge that I already have, I am not sure I could have made sense of the information strewn among the action scenes. If you are looking for a primer on the Italy campaign, you are probably better off with the Wikipedia article. Or maybe one of my readers can recommend another book.

Annoyingly, the writing is riddled with clichés. On 19 February 1944, “in a large map room, surrounded by sycophantic generals, Adolf Hitler seethed with frustration and thumped the briefing table, his face reddening with rage.” How does the author know this? I bet he doesn’t, but from his writing I am sure he watched the movie Downfall. Even more annoyingly, the publisher doesn’t seem to employ proofreaders or fact checkers. When you read that the battle of Anzio was in January 1943, you wonder how it could have been before the landing in Sicily. It wasn’t, of course, because it happened in 1944.

In the final chapters, as Felix Sparks and his men liberate the Dachau Concentration Camp, it became more interesting again, but even then there are much better books by authors who survived concentration camps themselves.

The Liberator at times reads like a collection of facts that haven’t yet been properly put together into a finished book. You will learn more from watching The Big Red One or of course Band of Brothers and even from reading Catch-22. But one lesson I certainly did take away from this book: if you join the military, try to avoid the infantry!

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This is what the author had to say about my review:

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That explains how the positive reviews get into the papers: journalists are simply trying to avoid being insulted by Mr Kershaw.

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Video Blog: Giro d’Italia 2014

I just went outside to see why the neighbors are playing opera music and the national anthem and banging wooden sticks on baking trays and pots.

The police came by in ever increasing numbers, trying to stop or at least contain the party. But they couldn’t. And then I found out what was going on: the Giro d’Italia 2014, a 3-week long bicycle race, was about to come through Bari.

A few minutes later, the cyclists came by again.

And then again and again and again. With an impressive speed, like a train whizzing past. The accompanying cars and motorcycles had to try hard to prevent falling behind.

(Klicken Sie hier für die deutsche Version.)

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Railway Strikes in Italy

Question: How often is the railway in Italy affected by strike?

Answer: Often enough for the timetables to include a column indicating whether this train will be operated during a strike or not (on the very right).

train schedule strikes

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Remember that Country?

ferry Yugoslavia

I wonder if the ferry will split into 7 different boats once it’s in the Adriatic Sea, with the boats fighting each other for a few years before eventually all entering some EU port.

(Photographed in Bari, Italy in May 2014. – Zur deutschen Version.)

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“Italia dei Valori” explain anti-German election campaign

“Europeans, not Germans,” the posters of the Italian party Italia dei Valori (“Italy of Values”) are screaming out in an effort to gain votes in the upcoming elections to the European Parliament. As I have pointed out already, I find that a rather failed and inappropriate message.

On Twitter, Ignazio Messina, the party chairman of Italia dei Valori, responded to my article, arguing that I had misunderstood the three-word slogan and that they had wanted to write “We want to be Europeans, not Germans”. He is against a “Germany-centric” Europe and against Mrs Merkel’s “diktat”.

IdV Europei non tedeschi Twitter Ignazio MessinaI wondered what Italia dei Valori want to do against the fact that Germany geographically is in the center of Europe and which part of Europe they want to cut off in order to change this. The word “diktat” strikes me as rather out of place for a European decision-making process in which Italy does play a role which is not unsubstantial.

Thus I contacted Mr Messina with the following questions:

  • What exactly is your party’s problem with Germans?
  • Why is the message written in such a personal way? Why “Germans” instead “Germany” for example?
  • Did you consider what effect this might have on what Italians and Germans think of each other?
  • I have only seen these posters in the south of Italy (in Palermo and in Polignano a Mare). Do you also use them in the north of Italy? Do you use them in the German-speaking regions in Alto Adige?
  • What would your reaction be if a party in Germany would put up posters saying “Europeans, not Italians”?

Despite our differences in opinion, I want to acknowledge that I quickly received a cordial response.

Caro Andreas,

noi non ce l’abbiamo con i tedeschi e non nutriamo alcun risentimento verso di loro. Noi vogliamo un’Europa diversa da quella che c’e’, non germanizzata come accade adesso: un’Europa che non sia di proprietà delle banche, un’Europa dove i salari sono equivalenti. E’ questo che intendiamo con un’Europa germano-centrica, perché di fatto la signora Merkel ha fatto pagare all’Italia un prezzo troppo alto in termini di austerità bloccando qualunque tentativo di crescita. Non e’ possibile che le imprese italiane paghino il 40% di tasse sul lavoro mentre negli altri paesi dell’Unione si paga il 21%. Inoltre le banche debbono ricevere per il credito alle industrie e alle famiglie non piu’ del 5%. Siamo europei, non sudditi della Germania e della sua scellerata politica economica, questo lo vogliamo ribadire. Da quando c’e’ l’euro gli italiani hanno perso il 50% del potere di acquisto. Questo perché non si è fatta l’Europa politica ma solo quella monetaria. Si doveva fare il contrario. I Paesi deboli debbono essere aiutati da quelli più forti, non come sta facendo la Germania che fagocita le aree più deboli.

A questo proposito ti invito a guardare questo video in cui chiarisco meglio la nostra posizione:

Un caro saluto

Mr Messina asserts that his party has no problems with Germans, but that they don’t want the current “Germanized” or “Germany-centric” Europe.

Then he claims that it is due to Mrs Merkel (IdV apparently like to formulate their attacks in as personal a way as possible) that Italy has to pay too high of a price. Alleged austerity would block any growth. (In reality, Italy also had hardly any economic growth in the years before the debt crisis.)

Referring to companies in Italy paying 40% of tax and comparing this with companies in other EU countries (which ones?) paying 21% does not sound like a logical basis for anti-Germanism to me. I am not aware that Germany ever forced Italy to set its tax rates that high (and maybe not enforce the tax laws rigidly enough). Actually, the tax rate for businesses in Germany is just as high as in Italy.

“We are Europeans, not subjects of Germany and its nefarious economic policy,” I hear the megaphone screaming from the e-mail. Have Berlusconi and Grillo poisoned the political climate in Italy so much, that such statements have become normal?

Since introducing the Euro (a step which Italy voluntarily applied for and which was hardly forced upon any other country by Germany), Italians have allegedly lost 50% of their purchasing power. As it happens in a combination of zero-growth and rising spending by the state. It’s called inflation and Italy already had that (even more drastically) when the currency was the Lira.

The party chairman did not want to respond to my specific questions. I recognize a certain obsession with Germany which is made responsible for everything that one doesn’t like, even though most of these decisions have been made by Italy or by the majority of EU member states. It reminds me of the “Blame Canada” campaign in the South Park movie. Then I also recognize a small dash of “in the past, everything was better”. All Germans being held accountable for chancellor Merkel’s opinions regardless of their individual political opinion is something which surprises me, coming from a country that was governed by Silvio Berlusconi until recently.

(Hier geht es zur deutschen Fassung dieses Artikels.)

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Emigrants are better people

Emigrants are bolder, willing to take on more risk, more active and more appreciative of freedom than those staying behind.

General Patton already knew that.

From his letter to the Allied forces before they first stepped onto the European continent by landing on Sicily on 10 July 1943:

“When we land we will meet German and Italian soldiers whom it is our honor and privilege to attack and destroy.

Many of you have in your veins Italian and German blood, but remember that those ancestors of yours so loved freedom that they gave up home and country to cross the ocean in search of liberty. The ancestors of the people we shall kill lacked the courage to make such a sacrifice and remained as slaves.”

Sicily Operation Husky 10July1943

(Natürlich gibt es auch eine deutsche Übersetzung dieses historischen Zitats.)

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