Film Review: “Darkest Hour”

Great, a film about Churchill and about World War II! A movie for which even this student of history can leave the desk for a few hours without a guilty conscience. And off to the cinema I was. There, the first disappointment: notwithstanding that I came to watch a film about Churchill, I was still not permitted to smoke cigars in the theater.

124_characters20aw_g20oldman20darkest20hourBefore we start, let me prepare you for the second disappointment: Darkest Hour is no comprehensive Churchill biopic, not even a comprehensive Churchill-in-World-War-II film. It only deals with a few weeks in May 1940, from Churchill’s appointment as Prime Minister until the rescue of British soldiers trapped in Dunkirk. But that’s the topic of a separate recent movie.

Because this blog has often been accused of negative defeatism in its reviews, I will start with something positive: Churchill is not portrayed as a simple heroic figure, but as a human being with weaknesses. His politics is guided by clear principles, but a plan he has not. Or, to quote one of his critics in the film, he has a hundred new plans every day. Viewers are also reminded of the Battle of Gallipoli, a disastrous landing campaign in World War I based on one of Churchill’s grand ideas. I don’t know if contemporary viewers know much about this, if they know anything about World War I at all. Myself, I only learned about it in Australia, when I watched a military parade one April 25th to commemorate that internecine battle in Turkey, where in 1915 almost all young men from Australia and New Zealand of that time lost their lives.

But I digress. Which may be, and that brings us to the end of the positive part of this review, because Darkest Hour doesn’t manage to captivate me. Gary Oldman has been much lauded for his portrayal of Churchill, but I fail to see why. For example, it’s obvious that he detests smoking and often holds the cigar in his hand or mouth unlit.

At least that part I could have portrayed  with more pleasure.

One of the secretaries receives far too much space, as if she was the second lead character. Miss Layton, played by distractingly beautiful Lily James, of course has a brother in Dunkirk, causing her to shed the odd tear while typing orders. Churchill notices that and takes her into the top secret map room, where he explains to her (and to the viewers who may still not have gotten it and who may also need helpful signs to understand where Belgium and the Netherlands are) once again how dramatic the situation is.

That’s quite tacky.

It becomes unbearably tacky when Churchill goes to work on the tube (which is of course not historically correct) and strikes up a conversation with a clichéd cross-section of the British public (a bricklayer, a young mother, an even younger couple, a colored subject of the crown), all of whom reinforce his will to never surrender. Even a toddler calls out “never!” because the front in France and the fight against fascism are more important to him than strawberry ice cream. Even in Soviet propaganda films, I have never seen such an implausible scene.

Save yourself the two hours. You will spend the money more wisely if you buy Winston Churchill’s own book about World War II. That’s not quite objective either, but Churchill was not only a brilliant orator, but also a good writer. In 1953, he received the Nobel Prize for Literature for his World War memoirs.

Or you will use the money saved by not going to the cinema for a trip to London to visit the Cabinet War Rooms, the underground headquarters shown in the film (charging a whopping entrance fee of 18.90 £ though), and the Imperial War Museum (free admission).

(This review was also published by Medium. – Hier gibt es diese Filmkritik auf Deutsch.)

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Winter Railroad

I had already written about the Romanian Railway’s ingenious way to air-condition its trains in the sweltering summer heat. It seems however that someone forgot to turn off the air-conditioning in winter, because this is how the train from Iași to Timișoara looked this week:

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The Trans-Romanian Railroad is clearly positioning itself as a serious alternative to the Trans-Siberian one.

(Photo from Traditional Romanesc. Thanks to Csongor István Ungvári for the pointer.)

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Good evening from Kotor

I have already described one way for the people of Kotor to witness the sunset: to climb up Mount Vrmac, the mountain that stretches into the Bay of Kotor from the left in the first two photos.

The other possibility is scaling the steep mountain behind Kotor, where the deserted villages of Big Zalazi and Small Zalazi are in wonderfully peaceful valleys. From there, you have views like these:

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(Zur deutschen Fassung dieses Beitrags.)

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Is this the craziest client ever?

I don’t even know why I am putting so much effort into writing short stories, when all you need to do is become a lawyer and then wait for people to send their own crazy stories.

Latest example:

Re: My abduction from Germany

Dear Sir,

I was abducted from Germany when I was three years old, after my nanny was assassinated in the house.

I suffered from amnesia all life long, and only recovered one year ago.

I reported the case to the police in Rostock.

My real name must be, from my souvenirs, Connie Aglaé Violetta Kathaerina Sylvana Neuhel Offelsman.

What should I do now?

I would like to retrieve my papers, and my family’s inheritance.

Thanks for writing back to me.

Cordially,

Catherine C.

P.S.  They battered me cruelly when I was three, until four, and even tried to kill me, until my adoptive father over there came and forced them to send me to tribunal in Mauritius, where I was legally adopted, but this has not been declared internationally, since I threw away my passport, in order for them not to do ‘chantage’ against my grandparents living in Germany, because I was in panic. I am not in very good health now, whatever doctors say (hepatic problems and fatigue, depression).

As a lawyer, I am trained to read through long stories quickly and identify the main issue:

Dear Catherine,

because this is a rather complicated story, I suggest that we take a few hours to speak about it in detail over Skype.

I charge 400 EUR for such an initial consultation.

Of course she didn’t have the money. Just more “information”.

The only thing I can tell you, for the moment,

is that they tried to violate me then renounced

they burned my skin with spices and later with burning oïl

I was 4 years old

They put me in a grave for children

Their magistrate in Mauritius forced them to adopt me because I called the police over there

I don’t dare to show myself on the screen because sometimes my skin is good, sometimes it appears light Brown.  I met a fireman in hospital and he said that burned people never recover their colour completely.

Knowing that I am German, I feel uneasy, because they are my only family.  They didn’t even want to pay for my studies.  I always had to be gentle, and therefore, they finished by accepting to bargain that even me had the right to a life.

Cordially.

And:

Dear Sir,

another information I have is that my father was asthmatic, and he died when I was 2 years old, on the 1st February 1983.  My mother was French and I was born in La Salpétrière hospital.  He talked to me often and told me that he declared my birth in German Consulate.  And that they took my imprints for my passport, as well as an ADN test done.

Therefore, could you at least investigate?

He also told me that I would be able to recuperate my inheritance until the age of 47 years old, because it was specified on the testament.

Therefore, maybe you could do an investigation on my name, therefore you will be able to be paid later, when the case is settled? The family names arising in my head are Neuhel Offelsman Sohntra, and O connoughan by my mother.

I live in France since 16 years, and had many problems with this family, which conduce me to believe with more certitude that they are not my family because they have always been intimidating me, except the father who had himself a lot of problems in his life, with the mother and everything.  He sometimes insinuated I was not his child, but I did not hear well from one ear, now it’s better.

The nanny had a case in tribunal for me, until I was three, for her to adopt me, but this never happened, not in due time.  She was killed at home.

My dog barked and made me go out of the house.  I ran to Rostock and took the bus over there.  The grocer did not understand, because I was not in a state to report.

Sometimes I think this story is unbelievable, and think no one will help me.

I will arrange with my bank this month, to see if there is a way to pay you immediately, and arrange a consultation over Skype, but this will take 7 to 10 days.

My father was a banker and a doctor.

Can I write to the consulate on my own?  Will they still have the information, or else was I reported dead?  Do I still have family in Germany?  Would they accept to see me again, in that state?  That’s why I feel unsure.  Otherwise, I don’t understand where these souvenirs come from.  With so many détails.  I am Christian, and never would lie, therefore I’m pretty sure I’m telling the Truth.  Only prayer in Jesus and St Micheal saved my life all this time.  But this family put me in asylum in France, where the judge said I had Nothing to do in there, and where psychiatric treatment are given to people when they are consenting.  Is it because of my intonation of voice?  I never knew, and the psychiatrists don’t know even, that’s the ridicule of this situation.  They talk to me pleasantly, and we exchange about everything except the essential.  I never let anyone dominate me too much, that’s part of my character.

Catherine C.

To which I only replied:

Without getting paid, I am not even reading your e-mails.

And people think being a lawyer is boring.

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All paths lead to Lovćen

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Photographed during the hike on Vrmac.

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Video: A Chapel in the Mountains

Hiking in Montenegro, there is always something to discover, even deep in the mountains. But more often than not, the places have long been deserted.

Did you notice how perfectly I synchronized the music to the action? On my first attempt to create a video with soundtrack, even! Now that I know how this works, I will have to go through my old videos and make them ready for Hollywood.

The weather was not particularly nice today, but that made the valley even spookier and thus fitting to the forgotten village.

Kapelle Cinemascope

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Your name in Lithuanian

Each time I receive a message from my bank in Lithuania, I am reminded of the insistence of that language to Lithuanianize foreign names,

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although I don’t quite understand what’s wrong with my first name, which already ends in a perfectly Lithuanian -as (but maybe it is the regressive intransitive vocative case or some other grammatical peculiarity that I never understood). And why is my last name not properly Lithuanianized, like that of movie stars and fictional characters? I want another -as in the end.

So when you move to Lithuania and want to fit right in, you have to add -as, -is or -us (if you are male) or -a or -ė (if you are female) to your first name. Please don’t ask what to do if you are intersexual, because Lithuania doesn’t understand any jokes about this.

To the family name, you add another -as, -ys or -is if you are male. If you are female, your last name is even more complicated. If you are unmarried, you add -aitė, -ytė, -ūtė or -utė. I could never hear a difference between ū and u, but I was told that it’s a huūuūge difference. If you are married, you add -ienė and you keep that form even once you are widowed (I seem to remember also if you are divorced). If you want to be super-progressive and show that your civil status or your love life is nobody’s business, you can now add -ė.

In other words, if you have already mastered several languages and need a real challenge (i.e. massive headache), move to Lithuania.

By the way, I think pet names need to be Lithuanianized too. And agentas Džeimsas Bondas is fighting Munreikeris and Spektras, which really included a Lithuanian actor, Gediminas Adomeitis, playing in the film with, of course, Danielas Craigas. He did not win an Oskaras, though.

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Sad Things (17) Flowers

This was a bad investment.

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Photographed by Valdis Jekociņš in Riga, Latvia.

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Film review: “Balkanski špijun” (“Balkan Spy”)

I was only looking for a spy film from Yugoslavia to practice some Serbo-Croatian, and I found a true gem!

Balkanski špijun (Balkan Spy) was released in 1984 and is a comedy about an elderly gentleman who is asked to come to the police in Belgrade to provide some information about his tenant, who has just returned to Yugoslavia after living in France for 20 years. It’s a routine check, but the landlord (played masterfully, both in its comical and tragic aspect, by Danilo Stojković, pictured below) suspects that his tenant is a spy and starts following him. Anything he observes is evidence of a widening foreign plot to overthrow the Yugoslav government, and he takes it upon him to get to the bottom of it, recruiting his wife, his twin brother, quitting his job and going to even more extreme measures to become a full-time counter-spy.

The film is hilariously funny, even for people who know nothing about Yugoslavia. But on a deeper level, there is so much more: a story about a former Stalinist who went to prison himself is now trying to save the nation, the wife who initially thinks that her husband has gone crazy but becomes supportive as she realizes that his life found a meaning again, surprisingly open criticism of corruption, inflation, bureaucracy and economic hardship in socialist Yugoslavia, the paranoia or suspicion about anything foreign, the tension between old-school socialists and free-market entrepreneurs, and how for someone believing in a conspiracy, all facts and non-facts only support his theory. Not only the latter point is still topical at times, and not only in the Balkans.

Here is the complete film with English subtitles, and trust me, you have a great movie night ahead of you.

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Breakfast for Birds

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Photographed in Kotor, Montenegro.

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