Fireworks for Bonfire Night 2010 at Blackheath in London

No fireworks for you, Guy Fawkes.

Every first week in November, all over Great Britain fireworks are lit up for “Bonfire Night” to commemorate the failed Gunpowder Plot of 1605. A group of English Catholics around Guy Fawkes had conspired to kill King James I and to blow up Parliament. Guy Fawkes who was hiding underneath the House of Lords with barrels of gunpowder was found and arrested on 5 November 1605. Since then, 5 November is celebrated as Guy Fawkes Night.

As far as I am aware, this is the only country that annually celebrates the failure of an assassination attempt on its head of state. (Until 1859, it was a public holiday.) Together with the irony of commemorating a failed attempt to blow up Parliament by setting off fireworks, this leads me to believe that it’s just a welcome excuse to have one more display of fireworks before New Year’s Eve.

Be that as it may, I dearly love fireworks and can’t get enough of them. So for me, Guy Fawkes Night is the perfect night to go out and enjoy the spectacular. Living in London, this is a tough choice because there are dozens of fireworks. Coincidentally, almost all of them take place in the evening, so I cannot attend more than one. I decided to give the one at Blackheath a try, and I was not disappointed at all.

It was a great performance:

  • Set on the wide open space of Blackheath, with All Saint’s Church as a beautiful backdrop.
  • 25 minutes of a non-stop impressive display.
  • Not just the standard rockets shot into the air, but fireworks coming from above and fired in a way that they seem to come directly towards you.
  • Wonderfully choreographed.
  • For the militaristically minded like myself, some parts were reminiscent of anti-aircraft artillery.
  • No idea how this was done, but there were fireworks that looked like wide cascades of falling water.
  • Stalagmites of light and fire that would have made Leni Riefenstahl exuberant.
  • Continuous power and force, without any intermission.
  • At times, they sky was so illuminated from the explosions that it was as light as daytime.
  • Rays of fire and light buzzing around in all directions.

But why am I trying to explain it. Technology – escaping the realms of my comprehension – has advanced so far that by the time I got home, admittedly via a detour to the pub, from the fireworks, some people had already uploaded videos of it on the internet. When watching these, remember that the whole fireworks went on at full throttle for 25 minutes.

Have you ever seen a fireworks display that swept you away? Where and when? Let us know and share your experience or recommendations!

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Election Boycott – What is it good for?

If this headline reminds you of the 1970 song “War” by Edwin Starr, then you already have your answer: “Absolutely nothing!”

In pseudo-democratic to openly oppressive countries around the world, opposition parties and candidates regularly face a tough choice: Should they take part in elections that they know are a sham? Where they know that they won’t have equal access to press, radio and TV? Where they know that their rallies and speeches might be attacked, their supporters might be beaten or jailed? Where they know that the ballot boxes will be stuffed and no independent election oversight will take place?

My answer is: Yes, they should. They should, in full awareness that they don’t stand a chance of winning. I can already hear the criticism: This will lend legitimacy to a farce. But I disagree. Those who care will be able to distinguish a free and fair election from a bogus one any time. Nobody would seriously rate Russia, Iran or Venezuela as democratic as Germany, Australia or France. And nothing has ever been achieved by boycotting an election.

I am writing this on the eve of the parliamentary elections in Burma where the National League for Democracy of Aung San Suu Kyi decided not to run, but there are other examples that come to mind as well:

  • The 2009 presidential election in Afghanistan was widely reported to have been anything but fair. Still, the main contender to President Hamid Karzai, Abdullah Abdullah scored 30 % of the total vote and forced a run-off, which would have taken place under enormous international scrutiny, given the stakes the world has in Afghanistan. One week before the run-off election, Dr Abdullah withdrew and President Karzai was automatically declared the winner, of course. What did he achieve by that? Absolutely nothing.
  • Morgan Tsvangirai not only had the courage to run against Zimbabwe‘s brutal Robert Mugabe in the 2008 presidential election, but he even came ahead with 48 % versus 43 % against all odds. Yet he decided not to take part in the run-off, citing the (clearly existent) violence against his supporters. What did he achieve? A power-sharing deal with Mugabe as President and Tsvangirai as Prime Minister. Better than nothing, but so far, Mugabe does not stick to many of the agreements of this power-sharing deal. And Tsvangirai only got this deal because he decided not to boycott the first round of the election, nor the parliamentary election.
  • In the 2005 parliamentary elections in Venezuela, five opposition parties withdrew at almost the last minute. What did they achieve? Absolutely nothing. The boycott made matters even worse, because President Chávez’ party won a two-thirds majority, enabling it to change the constitution.

And then there are other case studies that show the effects of opposition candidacies in the face of insurmountable obstacles:

  • In 2010, Venezuela‘s opposition vowed not to repeat the mistake of 2005 and participated in the parliamentary election, not an easy feat in a country where most independent media has been shut down. What did they achieve? With 47 %, the opposition this time came very close to the ruling party (48 %). The ruling PSUV still gained the majority of the seats but lost its two-thirds majority, stripping it of the possibility to change the constitution.
  • The presidential election in Iran in 2009 was neither free nor fair. Out of 476 candidates, the Guardian Council only allowed 4 candidates to run. The two more reformist candidates, Mir-Hossein Mousavi and Mehdi Karroubi were hampered in their campaigns, there was no free press or independent broadcast media, no independent election observers and many indications for widespread election fraud on behalf of sitting President Ahmadinejad‘s government. What did the opposition candidates achieve? On the face of it, nothing: Ahmadinejad was re-“elected”. But the reformists’ campaign brought to life and to the streets the pent-up discontent with Iran’s political system, leading to the largest and longest protests Iran had seen in decades. While this “Green Movement” ran out of steam a year later under continued brutal government crackdowns that included the killing of protesters, I still hope that something was begun in Iran in the summer of 2009 that cannot be undone. If nothing else, it demonstrated to the rest of the world that Iranians are not united behind the present government, and that therefore the active support of opposition groups might be a better strategy of dealing with Iran than a possible military intervention.

The lesson is clear: If you want to achieve something, even if it is only international awareness (which unfortunately only rarely leads to international action), you have to take part in elections, as unfair as they are and as tough as it may be. The strategy to draw attention to a lack of democracy by abstaining from the race backfires because where nothing happens, there won’t be any attention. Also, if even opposition politicians don’t dare to stand up against the government, how do you expect the people to rally for change? – I know it’s easy to say that, sitting in the comfort of the capital of the mother of all democracies, but I think I have shown that I am willing to risk something for democracy.

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Messing with Mythology

Any unknown side effects?

Any unknown side effects?

Having no inclination for product placement, I still have to tell you what came to my mind when I was shopping for shaving equipment recently. I saw Gillette‘s “HydraGel” (pictured left) innocently sitting on the shelf, and I was just about to pass it by – because I prefer cream over gel – when a seemingly strange question struck me:

Will using this chop off my head? Or will it make me grow two new heads when I cut myself?

Because as everyone outside of Procter & Gamble, the owners of the Gillette brand, knows, the Hydra was a beast in Greek mythology with nine heads that grew two new heads for each one that was cut off. It was one of the labours that Heracles had to face, and he only could overcome the Hydra by burning the stumps of the cut-off heads to prevent new ones from growing.

No time to shave for Heracles.

What does Gillette want to tell me with this? – Whatever was intended by choosing that name, it only tells me that the people who came up with it don’t have enough general knowledge, a fact which endears neither the product nor the company to me.

This little episode in the supermarket got me thinking about other examples of organisations using mythological or historical names for their products or services and thereby scoring an own goal:

  • Volkswagen has a car named after Phaeton, who went – again in Greek mythology – on a joyride with the sun chariot and couldn’t control it, putting the earth in danger of being set on fire. Zeus has to kill Phaeton with a thunderbolt. – And this should convince us to buy a car?
  • The US military participation in the enforcement of the no-fly zone over Libya has been code-named Operation “Odyssey Dawn”. Homer’s Odyssey describes the 10-year long, perilous wandering of Odysseus. Does the US Department of Defense suggest that it will take us equally long to disarm Gaddafi‘s forces? I hope not.

Can you think of any other examples? Please share them!

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“The Foreign Correspondent” by Alan Furst

I like spy novels and I have always longingly admired the profession of foreign correspondents. As I finally wanted to read one of Alan Furst‘s spy novels, all set against a historical background, it was therefore natural for me to pick “The Foreign Correspondent”.

It’s 1939 and the main protagonist, Italian émigré Carlo Weisz, works in Paris as a journalist. At night, he and fellow Italian intellectuals are working on an anti-Mussolini underground paper that is being shipped to Italy and distributed there. Mr Weisz also covers the Spanish Civil War and has a female friend in Berlin who somehow (the book remains vague) works against the Nazis.

In a side plot which doesn’t really lead anywhere, Carlo Weisz ghostwrites the autobiography of an Italian commander of a Republican unit in the Spanish Civil War. Asked by his doubtful client if the book will catch anyone’s interest, Mr Weisz replies optimistically “Don’t worry. Your story is so good, it will write itself.”

Apparently, Mr Furst though the same of “The Foreign Correspondent”: Take some émigrés in Paris, make it 1939 in the advent of World War II, add a trip to the Spanish Civil War and a few trips to a Berlin full of Nazis, and you got a great story. – It didn’t work.

Despite all the travel between Barcelona, Paris, Berlin and Turin, not much is happening. Of course there is a civil war and there are some assassinations, but they all fail to connect to one big plot. I kept reading, hoping for it all to come together. It didn’t.

The lack of a plot alone isn’t something to drive me away from a book (after all, Thomas Mann’s “Magic Mountain” is one of my favourite novels and its 700-odd pages are almost exclusively about people talking to each other in a sanatorium), but “The Foreign Correspondent” has neither captivating characters nor impressive prose.

The characters don’t come to life. They are flat. It doesn’t help at all that Mr Furst tries to provide Carlo Weisz with a James-Bond-like love life which is described in far too much detail than I care for in a spy novel. Even Ian Fleming did not do that in his novels (he is not to blame for what happened in the films). What the author misses with his characters, he does too much with places: A café in Paris or a train compartment or a street in Berlin are described in minute detail. In a spy novel, I don’t need this, it just slows me down.

The book is a disappointment. If somebody had taken it away from me while reading it, I would not have cared how the story would progress. It demonstrates how little I was captivated by the book, that I even bothered to check some of the historical facts. Being fully aware between difference of fiction and non-fiction, if as an author you try to make everything authentic, please don’t include mistakes. They cost you the last ounce of credibility. Granted, most of the facts are correct. But the German newspaper “Das Reich” would not have been read in 1939 as it only began publication in 1940. And to put a Wertheim department store in pre-war Berlin is almost cynical, as the (partially Jewish) Wertheim family were victims of “Aryanisation” and were dispossessed of their stores in 1937.

If you want to read a really good spy novel about an émigré living in Paris and stumbling into a pre-World War II spy plot, read “Epitaph for a Spy” by Eric Ambler.

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Al-Qaeda 2.0: DIY Terror

Remember Al-Qaeda? They used to scare us a bit by hijacking planes and blowing themselves up. With their nasty activities, they have caused us quite some trouble.

But nobody knew it was THAT bad.

But nobody knew it was THAT bad.

Recently however, they seem to have experienced some problems of their own. Recruits have mostly not even managed to blow themselves up, let alone others. Instead, they have earned rather pathetic nicknames like the “shoe bomber” or – and this must be really embarrassing for a wannabe big-shot terrorist – the “underwear bomber“. Both managed to get burnt a bit, but that’s not enough to get you into paradise. The wannabe “Times Square bomber” not only managed to leave his car behind, but also enough information to reveal his identity which led to his arrest just minutes before leaving the country.

Apparently this has led to a new strategy: Al-Qaeda 2.0, realising that they cannot count on their followers, are now sending explosives to their intended destinations by air mail. We don’t know yet if these devices were destined to explode in mid-air (of course all government officials involved are stressing this possibility now, because a scared public will tolerate more restrictions of air travel) or if their idea was to explode once they had reached their intended recipient. The parcels were addressed to Jewish organisations in Chicago. I seriously doubt by the way, that a synagogue in Chicago would simply open a large parcel that will clearly indicate that it was mailed off in Yemen.

As Al-Qaeda seems to run out of suicide terrorists and/or has to operate on a seriously trimmed down budget, I wouldn’t be surprised to see “Do it Yourself Terror” as the next stage: Targets of Al-Qaeda’s hate will receive a parcel with explosives, a box of matches and instructions on how to detonate the package. I am wondering when I’ll receive mine in the mail…

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Education Reform, Iranian Style

I have already written about my total lack of understanding for UNESCO’s decision to award the hosting of the 2010 World Philosophy Congress to Iran.

"What do we need social sciences for?"

But as so often, the Islamic Republic of Iran does not avoid providing plenty of opportunities for the rest of the world to wake up and rethink its decisions: Iran will impose restrictions on its universities, not allowing any new courses in 12 social sciences and reviewing the existing courses in these subjects. Affected are among others law, psychology, political science and – as a special thanks to UNESCO for letting Iran host the World Philosophy Congress that is supposed to celebrate free thinking and encourage the exchange of ideas – philosophy. To nobody’s surprise, two subjects that will be scaled back and exposed to even tighter government control are human rights and women’s studies.

As a reason for this intervention, the Iranian government explained that these subjects “are not in harmony with religious foundations and are based on Western thoughts“.

The brain drain from Iran will continue…

Update: UNESCO has indeed withdrawn from the events scheduled in Iran.

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MA Philosophy at the Open University

Good news: I will be a student again!

I have been accepted into a programme for an MA in Philosophy to begin in January 2011.

I already look like a philosopher, don’t I?

Philosophy should be both interesting and challenging enough to enable my brain and my mind to explore new boundaries, something which has been lacking a bit lately. I am especially looking forward to the second year when the focus will be on political philosophy. Another reason why I chose philosophy for my postgraduate degree is that I believe it to be a subject that is rather difficult to study in a foreign language, and I hope that this will catapult my English into the league of near-fluency finally.

After the experience of studying law and for years earning unfounded exclamations of “Ohh!” from everyone who learnt about this, it will be a welcome change to receive nothing more than irritated stares of “???” when I inform people of my pursued studies. Finally, I’ll be left alone instead of being pummelled with questions about employment contracts, child support and how to get out of a mobile phone contract.

I chose the Open University, Britain’s distance learning university, because I want to maintain the flexibility of moving to another city, country or continent during the time that I will work on this degree. For philosophy, you need a brick and mortar university even less, because it is best done alone in a forest or on a beach with a book (and a cigar). The Open University has also been ranked very high in the annual student satisfaction survey, and as a mature student I don’t think I’ll need somebody to hold my hands.

Thinking is so exhausting.

You can accompany me on this inspiring journey, as I shall be bothering you with more posts about philosophy henceforth.

As the first of three modules, I read the “Postgraduate Foundation Module in Philosophy” (A850), in the course of which I wrote the following essays:

The second-year module was “Issues in Contemporary Social and Political Philosophy” (A851), for which I wrote the following papers:

In 2013, I wrote my dissertation (A857) about the philosophical aspects of felony disenfranchisement, that is the practice of barring prisoners or in some cases also former prisoners from voting.

And somehow, this turned me into a certified philosopher:

MA Philosophy

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Where did I put that Nuclear PIN?

Former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Shelton, has revealed in his book Without Hesitation that during the Clinton presidency, the codes that were necessary to launch America’s nuclear arsenal had gone missing for several months.

“You have entered the wrong code 3 times.”

This is not only a story that induces a smile and maybe some bewilderment, but also serves to illustrate an important point about nuclear weapons: Since 1945, their exclusive use has been as a deterrent, so it doesn’t really matter if you are able or willing to deploy nuclear weapons or not, as long as your potential opponents think that you have the ability and are willing to make use of it.

In times of overstretched military budgets, this analysis should consequentially lead to the question how to achieve that deterring function with less money. This is similar to the military’s strive for “more bang for the buck”, except that the lack of a bang is the desired outcome. If the British government takes heart of this in its current defence spending review, it won’t have to fork out the estimated 100 billion £ to renew Trident, but would rather concentrate on merely upholding the impression that Britain had nuclear weapons – something that should be achieved for far less money and which would also be an appropriate strategy for British military ingenuity. After all, Operation Fortitude, a British ploy with a fake army to deceive Germany in World War II about the upcoming invasion in France, was a great success in 1944.

One country that has already followed this strategy, is of course Israel with its policy of nuclear ambiguity.

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A new Chess War?

Alik Gershon has set a new world record for the most chess games played simultaneously by one player: He played against 523 people, moving from one board to the next in a Tel Aviv square. He only lost 11 of these matches. Taking into consideration the 58 draws, he won more than 86 % of the matches.

Just a nice story for chess freaks? Maybe.

But there might be more to it: Because not only is Alik Gershon an Israeli, but the previous world record in simultaneous chess had just been set last year by Morteza Mahjoob, an

Alik Gershon playing against Israeli President Shimon Peres.

Iranian chess player who had played against 500 people in Tehran. Mr Gershon noted the Persian origins of chess, stating that this makes his new world record even sweeter, but also adding that he hoped this “chess war” will be the only war ever fought between Israel and Iran. – As someone who has travelled both Israel and Iran and who appreciates both peoples, cultures and countries (although in the case of Iran this excludes the political and legal system), I can only share that hope.

For those old enough to remember, this brings back memories of the “chess war” between the USA and the USSR, culminating in the 1972 contest between Bobby Fisher and Boris Spassky. I am already curious what Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Iran’s notoriously anti-Israeli president will have to say about this world record.

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How about some Waffen-SS on the weekend, son?

Richard Iott is the Republican candidate for the 9th Congressional District in Ohio. He is also the father of a son and came up with an interesting idea for what to do with his son on weekends. As a “father-son bonding thing”, he was an active member for several years of a World War II re-enactment group.

But this American family did not wish to relive the storming of the beaches of Normandy or raise a flag on imagined Iwo Jima. No, they specifically played the part of 5th Panzer (“tank”) Division “Wiking” of the Waffen-SS.

The website of the re-enactment group “Wiking” is a prime example of falsification and trivialization of World War II history. It specifically “educates” about the foreign volunteers that the 5th Panzer Division was mainly made out of: “National Socialism was seen by many in Holland, Denmark, Norway, Finland, and other eastern European and Balkan countries as the protector of personal freedom and their very way of life. … Thousands upon thousands of valiant men died defending their respective countries in the name of a better tomorrow. We salute these idealists. … The front-line soldiers of the Waffen-SS (in particular the foreign volunteers) gave their lives for their loved ones and a basic desire to be free.” – Apparently, this group thinks that part of the authenticity of its re-enactment is the inclusion of pure Nazi propaganda.

Like the whole German military in the East, the “Wiking”-Division was active in the rounding up and the murder of Jews. It was part of the German effort to brutally rid Europe of all races they considered “subhuman”. It committed war crimes and contributed to the Holocaust, up until and including the death marches of 1945 with which the Nazis attempted to murder the last remaining inmates of the concentration camps.

Wehrmachtsausstellung

Will this be part of the re-enactment?

It is also not correct to claim that all foreign soldiers in the Waffen-SS were volunteers. Most came from countries that were under German occupation at the time, and many – including some prisoners of war – were forced to join. The International Military Tribunal at Nuremberg (with a significant and laudable contribution by Mr Iott’s home country) ruled that the Waffen-SS was a “criminal organisation” as a whole.

While I appreciate it if people show an interest in my country’s history, I suggest a visit to the Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington as more appropriate for a “father-son bonding thing”. It might require more intellectual preparation, but you are sure to learn a lot and have a lot to think and talk about. And if you are so fanatical about Germany that you want an original German guide, Mr Iott, I’d be happy to give you and your son a tour.

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