Abbas: Hey, Mr President, you know when I had my last election?
Trump: Um, um, I am not so good with history. I’ll have to ask Stephen.
Abbas: I’ll tell you. I was elected in 2005.
Trump: And you’re still in office now?
Trump: Wow, that’s a loooong term, that’s yuuuuge. That’s like, um, um, a lot of years definitely.
Abbas: That’s 12 years – without another election! But you know what’s the best thing about it?
Abbas: It’s unconstitutional. My original term was 4 years. Just like yours. *wink, wink*
Trump: How did you get around that?
Abbas: I simply cancelled the elections. You have to find some reason, of course, like terrorism or national security or some bla bla. But hey, what can people do? You’re the President!
Trump: Can you stay for lunch? I’d like you to meet some of my smarter guys and explain to them how you did it. I am really, really interested in this. Bigly.