12 Responses to Poetry Slam (5) Edward Snowden

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2. Mal Ta says:

   2013-06-26 at 09:40

   “Hi”,
   said the guy,
   “I am the spy
   from Hawaii,
   but I had to get away

   My poor girlfriend
   I had to leave her behind
   I wonder how much she misses me
   Without sex she’s gonna die!

   I went to Hong Kong,
   but I couldn’t stay long.
   Reminds me of their schlongs
   That definitely are not that long
   You can’t even pick them up with a pair of tongs
   And are too small to fit in a thong

   I am still a spy
   and I would like to fly
   to Yungay
   before I die.
   but to die it won’t be that bad
   Cause my girlfriend in heaven I would bed
   cause she’s gonna die soon
   Without me coming on top of her every afternoon

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   • Mal Ta says:

     2013-06-26 at 09:57

     wow! that is so good!
   • Mal Ta says:

     2013-06-26 at 09:58

     thanks :)
   • Andreas Moser says:

     2013-06-26 at 10:33

     I think you tried too hard this time. Literally.
   • Mal Ta says:

     2013-06-26 at 10:36

     not everyone agrees with you :)
3. Kavita Joshi says:

   2013-06-26 at 14:29

   nice poem although I didn’t know you are a poet as well …some one tried to add a totally different touch I can see now

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   • Andreas Moser says:

     2013-07-01 at 13:22

     Someone tried to butcher my poem, I would say.
4. TshermansDoHaffASenzOfHoomorNaoLaffSchweinhund says:

   2013-06-29 at 00:10

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gv6cJ3gfsXc Try this (it’s in German) for a change.

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   • Andreas Moser says:

     2013-06-29 at 00:40

     Haha, sehr gut!
5. Asef says:

   2013-07-03 at 12:39

   We have no place to stand

   Snowden,

   Everywhere is occupied by Obama’s shadow

   Papers by his rhetoric jokes

   There is no place to talk, to drink, to read

   Everywhere is occupied

   by one percent and 99 surveillance cameras

   You are one person, one percent!

   Just stay in the transit area of Moscow Airport

   And send asylum requests to many far corners of the globe

   While,

   today is sunny and we are happy of EU new member

   Mountains are occupied by the Taliban,

   Churches, mosques by Brotherhood,

   Let’s just find a way

   to Tahrir, Taksim, Azadi, Tiananmen Squares….

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6. djgarcia94 says:

   2013-07-13 at 06:37

   Very witty poem.

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