After the vicious threats against my life this morning, I have assembled everything that I could find in my armoury. Now, I am prepared. Prepared for the full onslaught or the sneak attack, prepared at day and at night, at home and on the road. I am prepared to defend myself with the latest military hardware.
Of course, I don’t want a war. But I hope that the arsenal that you see here proudly displayed will be enough of a deterrence to make you think twice. Or thrice, if necessary.
Of course I also have the ammo to go with it. Somewhere.
This is a bit immobile. But I will lure you into an ambush before you realise it.
And yes, I got myself a tank:
I may have nuclear weapons, even. But I will neither confirm nor deny this.