Are you also tired of the CIA, the NSA and others spying on you all the time? Are you worried about the heaps of data they are trying to collect? Do you also suck at technology and have no idea how to use e-mail encryption?
1. Use only your girlfriend’s phone and computer.
2. Change your girlfriend at least once every week.
(Dieser subversive Ratschlag ist natürlich auch auf Deutsch erhältlich.)