How to avoid CIA surveillance

Are you also tired of the CIA, the NSA and others spying on you all the time? Are you worried about the heaps of data they are trying to collect? Do you also suck at technology and have no idea how to use e-mail encryption?

couple splitting upThen I present to you the best way to avoid CIA surveillance. Two surprisingly simple steps will do the trick:

1. Use only your girlfriend’s phone and computer.

2. Change your girlfriend at least once every week.

(Dieser subversive Ratschlag ist natürlich auch auf Deutsch erhältlich.)

About Andreas Moser

Travelling the world and writing about it. I have degrees in law and philosophy, but I'd much rather be a writer, a spy or a hobo.
This entry was posted in Technology, USA and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.

11 Responses to How to avoid CIA surveillance

  1. Pingback: So entkommt man der NSA-Überwachung | Der reisende Reporter

  2. Original. And plausible. :)

  3. Renard Moreau says:

    [ Laughs ] I don’t think that would work because the NSA would wrongfully label me as a player.

    Also, if I were to use my girlfriend’s phone, they would still know that it is me with the aid of their voice and speech and recognition software.

    And, using someone else’s computer is not going to fool the NSA either; they have been down that road before.

    • It might work if the girlfriends live really far apart and have no contact with each other, so it’s harder to connect the respective male user of their gadgets with each other. Especially if you speak a different language each time.

  4. I like your humour. I think we should more laugh about all these happenings. In this sense, have a very good day. Best regards Martina

  5. But … but … all those Blackhawk helicopters flying low overhead are so pretty! And all those neat black Suburbans that parade past – sheer artistry! And I’ve gotten to know all the guys in body armour with the MP-5Ks. Well, all except the guy in the mirrored shades – he just grunts a lot. I don’t think he likes me …. or all my overseas friends …. oops…. ;)

  6. List of X says:

    That might work with the CIA and the NSA. It won’t work with my wife.

  7. If the girlfriends are smart, they will find out, potential non-boyfriend. 😉😘

Please leave your comments, questions, suggestions:

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s