A Match made in Italy

Sometimes you know of two people and you want to bring them together because you just know that they will hit it off:

I know of this old guy in Italy. He just turned 75 last week, but he is still full of life, especially when it comes to girls. And I mean girls, not women. The younger, the better. In fact, he is so much into girls that he doesn’t have much time to take care of his other hobbies which include running a media empire, defending himself in court against corruption charges and governing the fourth-largest economy in Europe.

Silvio Berlusconi

And then there is this girl who had been spending some time in Italy until today. She is 24 years old, attractive and said to enjoy kinky sex orgies which sometimes result in the stabbing and killing of her sex partner.

Amanda Knox

How could fate fail to bring these two together? Their encounter might have conveniently solved some of Italy’s political problems.

About Andreas Moser

Travelling the world and writing about it. I have degrees in law and philosophy, but I'd much rather be a writer, a spy or a hobo.
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4 Responses to A Match made in Italy

  1. John Erickson says:

    I’m just surprised the Italian authorities would let her go while there is still an appeal left. If they overturn the dismissal, will Italy really ask for an extradition? This whole thing is just … odd.
    But I think you’re a bit off target, Andreas. Isn’t Amanda a bit OLD for the great Silvio?

  2. Josepha says:

    Who knows, she might be receiving an invite from the Premier soon enough! Seriously though, somewhere along the line the Italian authorities got it wrong – either in convicting her or upon her acquittal.

  3. itesoridiamleta says:

    I’ll tell Silvio he missed a very attractive nibble! :P
    But me too I think she’s too old for the gourmet expert :)

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