I wasn’t aware what kind of important people were following my Twitter account until one of my tweets was retweeted by none less than Jesus himself.
Jesus apparently liked this post from my German blog.
Now you know what you have to do: if you follow Jesus, and Jesus follows me, that logically means that you should follow me as well.
The Happy Hermit 
I think you are a fraud. That wasn’t me.
This is heresy. Stop the imposter!
That’s funny! I am following Satan but so far he hasn’t spotted me – which is a good thing, I guess …
Watch out or someone will say that is sacrilegious….oops, I guess I just did.
I especially like the “verified account” blurb. How did Twitter verify it – did they suspend the account, only to see it resurrected a few days later?
Very impressed. Not to mention the fact that we can be certain this is the “Official Jesus” and not an imposter, due to the fact that he is a white dude with high cheekbones and (I have to squint here)… blue eyes. Yep, definitely him.
Why would anyone follow Satan:) Jesus isn’t following me.
Jesus will be back soon. Now watch this video. Click on my name to watch it.
Oh dear, if Jesus Christ had been excuted in America in the 70s, Catholic schoolgirls would have electric chairs around their necks.