Wow, what a stroke of luck! I have discovered gold! Huge amounts of it! I have been labouring for a few days now, trying to get as much of it out of the ground before somebody else will find it.
By now, I already have enough to live comfortably for the rest of my life (unless I committed some miscalculation while using the surprisingly complicated charts on average life expectancy), so I am happy to share the secret of the gold’s whereabouts with you. That’s my way of rewarding you, my loyal readership.
Stay tuned for the article revealing the exact location of this treasure, coming later today or tomorrow.