The media are full with stories on a Chinese rover landing and driving around on the moon.
In an exclusive scoop I have however uncovered that this whole story is a hoax and a swindle. Last night, when the moon stood large and bright in the sky over Italy, I snuck out and – dodging Chinese agents who tried to prevent me from uncovering the truth – took this photo of the moon (click twice to enlarge):
Now, do you see any spacecraft? Any moon rover? Any Chinese flag? No. Me neither. Go out tonight and take a look yourself. I bet you won’t find any sign of a moon landing either. But at least you’ll get a beautiful view of Earth’s satellite.
(The photo was taken with a Nikon Coolpix L120 and without a tripod, but with the steady hand of a sniper. – Diese exklusive Enthüllung ist natürlich auch auf Deutsch zu lesen.)