Mitt Romney is giving up

Mitt Romney has realised that with every interview, every press conference and every further day in the US presidential campaign, he will embarrass himself more. So he does the only right thing: Mitt Romney withdraws from the presidential race 2012 before having to undergo further embarrassment in the televised debates with President Barack Obama.

“Paul, I am so fed up with the campaign already, please take it over from here.”

Today, Mitt Romney announced that Paul Ryan will be “the next President of the United States of America”, meaning that Barack Obama will be re-elected in November 2012 and Paul Ryan’s chance will come in 2016.

About Andreas Moser

Travelling the world and writing about it. I have degrees in law and philosophy, but I'd much rather be a writer, a spy or a hobo.
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5 Responses to Mitt Romney is giving up

  1. moroccomama says:

    Lol…reminds me of how Jon Stewart would report it.

  2. At least they didn’t pick Sarah Palin again.

  3. I grew up as a conservative, even voting for Reagan in 1980. (Yeah, that just probably cost me your respect.) All I can say about your post title is, “From your mouth to God’s ear”!

  4. Pingback: Why did Romney pick Paul Ryan? | The Happy Hermit

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