I find children annoying. I assume even most people who have children find them annoying sometimes. Each year when you embark on a holiday, you therefore face the question: Lock them in the basement, send them to a summer camp with the Scouts or – if all other options fail – take them with you.
Today at Trakai Historical National Park in Lithuania, I saw the solution: You can take your children with you and still keep them at some distance, so that they don’t disturb you when you finally have time to read all the books you brought with you on holiday.
I suppose that after a while the child might suffocate. Be careful!

Sorry, all I could think about (when first reading your title) was the idiot family here in the States that supposedly had their son float away in a helium-filled mylar mushroom, when actually it was just a big hoax that wasted untold hours of news reporting. This looks both far more fun and far less annoying!
In Soviet Russia, soap bubbles YOU!
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