As I stood on top of the Bastion of Saint Remy and looked down over Cagliari, my sharp eyes noticed something suspicious.

Can you spot it?

Yes, there is a nuclear reactor in the middle of the city. Cleverly hidden in and disguised as a church. This is Italy, so the Catholic Church enjoys quite some authority and can get away with things that other organizations can’t, including nasty and criminal activities.

Together with the next church, the structure of which looks suspiciously like one of SPECTRE’s underwater spaceships, it raises doubts about the peaceful purpose of the Vatican’s secret nuclear program.

IAEA, please investigate!