Did you also wonder how Santa Claus can ride all around the world with his reindeer-powered sledge? And whether he would really do that in the freezing cold? And how he could transport all these presents with one sledge?

Well, the truth is that this kind of traditional travel is merely a marketing gag.

In Palermo, I saw how Santa Claus really travels: in a comfortable luxury coach, probably with a mini-bar and a bed.

Pope Francis would be enraged.