Mitt Romney: “Government does not create jobs.” 
Mitt Romney, a bit later: “As President, I will create 12 million new jobs.”
Luckily, you and others noticed this irony before election day. Dystopian horror stories will be written about what might have happened otherwise.
The Happy Hermit 
Dude, prior to Mitt Romney, I had only seen so many flips at Le Cirque Du Soleil. I was really scared the rednecks were going to vote Romney in to “git that boy out and get a WHITE man in there”! (And sadly, that is a direct quote I heard.)
If you want some real comedy, either Google “Donald Trump rant”, or catch some of Fox News from this past Wednesday. Spontaneous human combustion IS possible! :D
Had Mitt Romney won the election, the world would literally come to an end, as we know it. It was a close call – or – was there some fiddling going on with the e-voting system (as show on some youtube videos)?
I don’t think there was any significant fiddling going on. More like a bunch of computer illiterates unable to properly calibrate a touch-screen. Just think of it as the digital equivalent of “hanging chads”. (Lord, I thought I’d never have to type that bloody phrase again!)