This is what 2.5 billion $ get you at NASA: a room full of people hugging each other.
And for that, you don’t even get cigars which used to be part of any proper NASA celebration.
This is what 2.5 billion $ get you at NASA: a room full of people hugging each other.
And for that, you don’t even get cigars which used to be part of any proper NASA celebration.

more cigars but no women!
A combination which guarantees a more relaxed life.
Please inverse for me!
I don’t know about you, but with some of the ladies in that control room, I’ll take the hugs, and YOU can keep the cigars! ;)
I’m just so glad everything worked correctly. With the news coming out of this country recently, we really didn’t need a failure of intrastellar proportions. Now if we can just find some trace of life – even if the little green guys keep hiding from the camera. :D
A billion for a hug and the data is top secret unless you’re willing to pay a billion more. It’s nothing compared to a trillion and the grandchildren won’t mind paying.NASA said recently:
Gather all ye sheep
there’s Historic news
Oh come ye
to the News Conference;
our NASA boy on Mars speaks:
Well, of course.
Two kinds of methane,
perchlorates, a glitch,
a few fossils, and
there’s a wolf on Mars
Historic News again from NASA.
Please do not cry —
You’re not understanding the data
Dr. Wolf in
sheep-skin coat of many colors
will explain:
On Mars,
I’ve written a secret book.
And now
let us praise ourselves.
Historic News again from NASA,
please do not cry —
you’re not understanding the data
capitalized with contamination
One small step for James Wolf,
one giant leap for James Bond
— Douglas Gilbert
Historic New Again From NASA